These balls were bouncing for hours!
I live in the UK, I had the joy of watching this and having my whole nightly TV schedule ruined because of it, but have you heard about the longest tennis match ever which took place at Wimbledon yesterday. 11 hours and 5 minutes later, John Isner won the marathon match he was playing with Nicolas Mahut.
I couldn’t believe this when I saw it, not that I am a major fan of tennis, more the fact that someone could be bothered to do something for a whole 11 hours! That takes some serious will power. We were talking about this in the office and the topic turned to sex (as most things do when you work round her). Someone here said ’11 hours!! That’s nothing, I banged for 12 hours once and sex involves a lot more stamina that tennis’… Apparently it wasn’t technically one bang, it was many back to back with only short breaks for (and I quote) ‘a piss and a blow job every now and then’.
Yeah, sure I was impressed by that, the longest session I’ve had was about 45 minutes, and when you are spent in the first 2 minutes like I usually am, it involved a lot of tiring tongue action, I couldn’t speak for a week after that. It’s documented that Sting from the Police is known to have 7 hour sessions, but who can be bothered with that tantric shit.
So the question is what’s the longest you have gone for? Either in one long BANG or maybe a Wimbledon style marathon session, Comment below and tell about it! Maybe you can give me some tips to break the hour mark!
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