So why the picture of the pussy? Well you are going to need some good material to focus on as I have been trawling the Internet looking for wanking techniques that maybe you haven’t tried before, or maybe like me, you only know the one way! Well its time to try something new!
This one sounds good, it’s like fucking a pussy without a woman in sight! This is what the Internet says you need to do
“Lie down on your side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right. To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse.”
Apparently, it feels like you are actually screwing a real pussy, although putting all you body weight on your arm is going to hurt right?
The Rosy Palm:
This is simple, and is all about teasing your bell end! Get some lube, and rub it into the centre of you palm… Then rub the tip of your cock against your lubricated palm. Apparently this baby produces a ‘Unique’ type of orgasm! Try it and let me know how it is ‘unique’.
Popping the cork:
Okay, this one is also meant to give you a massive orgasm. “With one hand, hold the base of the penis firmly in an O shaped grip. With the other hand, use a circular motion starting about 1/3 of the way down the penis. Spiral your grip towards the top, giving extra attention to the head of the penis as your palm and fingers pass over it. When you’re about to orgasm, get both hands just underneath the tip and use strong circular motions to try to “pop” your cork.”
And I suppose you then let the ‘champagne fly’?
Okay, this post has a lot more COCK in than usual, but I’m only trying to help you! I have made sure that the related videos on this post are extra hot, that way you can try these out and let me know which of the three is the best. Also in the comments below, please give me you favourite technique; I’ll be back at the weekend with some more wanking techniques and hopefully some of yours….
NO!!! I am not gay!
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