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Now for someone who is somewhat of a celebrity and has made it over to the mainstream as well as the great porn industry, Tera Patrick:

Tera Patrick really is a superstar of modern day porn, a name a lot of you will know. She started off as a simple catalogue model and ended up getting slammed in the gash for a living! Apparently the money is better and it feels good too!

She was married to with Evan Seinfeld, you know… the lead singer of Biohazard and an adult actor in his own right. You can actually see him in this clip around 3.24, he is the bald guy in a black shirt, and I can’t work out if his facial expression is because he is jacking off or because he is angry his wife is getting spunked all over.

Anyway, back to Tera Patrick … this video is very sensual, it’s slow but in a good way. I have been rewinding my pc back and forth over the clip of the camera moving gentle over her tits… this girl has perfect breasts!

Tera Patrick published her autobiography back in January, a story of her life into the industry, her marriage and more, so kids, a lesson for you, books can be cool… sometimes!

Let me know what you think of the glamorous Tera Patrick and check out the awesome related videos I have put together for you.

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

What is good about Thursdays? Absolutely fuck all, apart from the fact that I have got a brand new game for you. I think I might crown myself ‘Allan Lake, king of finding dirty pornographic games to play when bored at work’ or ALKOFDPGTPWBAW for short.

Today’s number is brought to you by the lovely Adele and is called ‘Find and Fuck’… It’s an easy concept, just find the object she asks for and she will remove an item of clothing… find them all, and you get to fuck that tight little pussy. I know, it’s awesome!

So have a little play with Adele and let me know how you get on!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

In the words of AC/DC… For those about to Rock, we salute you! And Carli banks certainly gives me rock!

There are two types of galleries we can do, girls that have something strange and sexy about them, the types that leave you a little unsure as to why you love them, but you do. Then there is the Carli Banks types… the ones that you actually just want to grab and fuck right now. This girl could be wearing a bin bag and stink of shit, but I would still want to do her!

This broad has been everywhere, Penthouse, the cover of Hustler magazine and now my RedTube blog! I really do find Carli gorgeous, what do you think? Please comment below and let me know!

There are some awesome related videos with this post, this girl likes to ride solo as you will see!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

As promised, here is part two of this sexy fetish video! Watch it to find out if she gets any louder! I think suffering in silence must turn this girl on.  Can anyone work out what vegetable she has got stuck in her? Is it asparagus? Yummy! Anyway, just watch, I don’t want to ruin the video for you.

Earlier on I asked you to tell me about the weirdest fetish stuff you had seen, and here are some of your responses.

Shizzledizzle said:

‘…maybe that’s nothing more than a new-and traditional,except the pump thing- ,completely natural, way of fighting against haemorrhoids?’

Shizzle, you make a good point, although haemorrhoid cream must work better right?

MeBitches Said:

‘Crazy shit .. but not half as crazy as that Genki fish and eel stuff.’

Anything with fish in makes me want to gag, so let’s not even go there.

Thank you for enjoying a bit of bondage with me, I feel like we have bonded!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

Check out Lisa Maria! Don’t be fooled by this video, just as you are watching a great blow job, then a great bit of rimming… some asshole farts in her mouth! What a massive choad… who finds that kind of thing funny?? (I laughed my ass off at these tricksters).

The fact that these guys try to pass FARTING in Lisa’s face off as an accident is even funnier, the poor girl! All she wanted was a nice little rimming session!

So let’s for the sake of it believe this was a simple accident, tell me about an accident that’s happened when you have been doing the deed? I have had a girl piss all over me once but it wasn’t intentional. She was on top and just couldn’t hold it in! I want to hear all the dirty little details… Tell me about your sexual accidents in the comments below.

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!