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As always, when you think there are no more sexy poker games left … we find you another one!

If you already know the game, then get busy and play, if not… maybe practice a bit on our earlier poker uploads and then take on this one. It becomes pretty obvious what the prize is as you start to play!

Enjoy,

Allan

Your RedTube blog host!

A few days ago I brought you some of the worlds best 18+ holiday destinations, and now its time to bring you the final instalment, the two that I deem THE BEST!

Magaluf:

My personal favourite, I didn’t have to look far for a photo for Magaluf, this is me! Fucked out of my skull as we like to call it! I could write about Magaluf all day long, because I have spent tonnes of time there. It’s a town on the Spanish island of Majorca. I’m British, so it’s the obvious choice for me, in the summer there are more brits in the town than Spanish. This place really has got everything… night clubs… bars with girls and boys dancing on the table. Girls walk round with hoses of vodka, and spraying it at anyone with an open mouth! Infact, if you ask for a glass or bottle of water in any bar, they spray you in the face with it, so be just be warned!

The clubs put a lot of effort into pulling in major names like Tiesto, Judge Jules and the foam parties nightclub ‘BCMs’ are the best I have ever been to.

All my friends call it ‘Shagaluf’, because anyone that flies out with the intention of getting laid and doesn’t must have some seriously wrong physical problem! I’m writing this one completely from my own experiences, but trust me… if you want to get drunk, get laid and party without spending too much, book yourselves a trip out here. I’ll probably see you there.

Cabo San Lucas:

I’ve never been, but by a long shot, this has to be the biggest 18+ holiday destination on the continent. If you have ever had the misfortune of having to watch MTV’s ‘The Hills’, you will know Cabo San Lucas in Mexico, all the rich kids go there. It’s the number 1 destination for American’s ‘Spring break’ and really is the place to go if you like lots of young drunk chicks wondering around. The girls are tanned to fuck, because it’s so damn hot, they were the tiniest bikini’s, sometimes just the bottom half, so basically its just one big giant fiesta styled gang bang!

Because a lot of the girls here are on their first holiday away from the old folks, they really do go for it and let their (usually blonde) hair down. The babe count is high, and if you play your cards right the ‘Fuck’ count could be too!
If you’ve ever seen the movie ‘The Quest’ you will already know about this Mexican hotspot, if not, then if you are desperate to get laid and have youth on your side, hop on over the border and get funky with your spunky!

She was so good last time; we had to get pornstar Carli Banks back again. Not only has she got a great body; she’s got great blowjob lips! No, sadly I’ve not had the pleasure with her, but I can tell from these pics and the porn I’ve watched!

What can I tell you about Carli Banks that I didn’t tell you last time? Hmmm… nothing except I’ve wanked off twice over her in the past 2 week.

Enjoy her!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

Here is another chance to jump into the cyber sex world, and bang your computer! Well don’t actually stick anything inside the computer…. Use your hand!

I’ll be honest, the storyline is a bit shitty, but getting a girl to pleasure herself in the bath is fun! We have posted so many of these cyber sex sessions in this blog, I’m just wondering if we can come up with a fully functional cyber girlfriend for you all. Someone that remembers what you like, doesn’t take too much effort and maybe we can come up with some sort of USB pussy to plug into your computer so you can smash the granny out of her too!

Enjoy the bath!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

Each week we do a very important poll on this blog, and it is beginning to shape the world of sex! I’m hoping that women are going to start looking at the results each week, and changing their ways… I’m not being sexist, we all have our roles to play, whether we like them or not. Just the other day, I was forced to go on top by my wife, even though I had planned a nice reverse cowgirl session. It’s all give and take!

Last week my question was:
After a blowjob, my girl should… and these are the results:

Swallow had a massive 67% of the vote, who likes a mess?… not me!

Let me paint her face with it! Had 25% of the votes and I think is the next best idea.

6% of you said Spit, and I think even that number is a little too high! Sick!

2% said Gargle it around a bit, then spit… which to be honest is better than just spitting!

So there we go, not very shocking, Sasha Grey in the photo above looks like she is enjoying swallowing so it must be the right thing to do, because she is a FUCKING PRO!

Please take part in the next the poll, which is live now, and I will give you the results next week!