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Summer is here and if you haven’t booked a holiday yet, I thought I would take a look at some 18+ adult holidays that you might want to get involved in. I’ve been looking for drink, sex, beaches and babes! Not in that order.

Ibiza:

I wrote a blog post about sex in Ibiza a few weeks back and I was trying to work out if it is as crazy as everyone makes out. It is!

It doesn’t matter if you are not a serious clubber, if you are looking for some sexy fun this island definitly has something for you. The babe count is HIGH. Put it this way, the island is stuffed with girls and boys that go there for a holiday flings, well not even that actually, some just go to see how many different people they can fuck in one holiday.  Drink is cheap, the girls are easy, and the clubs are open ALL day! A perfect adult destination, especially if you like naked foam parties… GOOGLE IT!
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I always thought Checkers was a gentleman’s game, I don’t feel much like one playing this version. If you don’t know how to play checkers, google it. This kinky game is a very spiced up version of the traditional that my granddad used to play. I would love to see him play this BDSM checker version with my granny…. Although he lost his boner in the 80’s so they wouldn’t really appreciate it.

By the way, if you are wondering what BDSM is, it’s a really kinky type of role-play. You know, the type that involves a lot of pain, whips and chains. Just a normal day in our office!

Enjoy this and let me know how you get on!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

Every now and then its nice to bring a bit of class to the RedTube Blog, to be fair, I am a big fan of bringing you photos of women with massive tits, gashes hanging out and dildos sticking out their minges, but pornstar Sammie Rhodes brings some elegance to our pages. Here she is all dressed up in some sexy lingerie, but have no fear… it comes off and you get to see every fucking part of her! In the close up photo of her axe wound (photo no. 10), notice how big her piss hole is? Is that normal?

Anyway, don’t always judge a look by its cover because life hasn’t always been so upper class for Sammie, she credits her agent for getting her life in order “I was stressed, I drank and was immature. But under the influence of Skooby, I got my act together. Now, I take care of myself physically and mentally. I take responsibility for my actions, eliminated the drama from my life, and am the healthiest and happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”… I wonder what photos Sammie Rhodes took when she was drunk??

Enjoy pornstar Sammie Rhodes!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

Don’t worry, I’ve not had one either… Until now. Lets have a virtual threesome! So, let me walk you though how you get to stick you dick in these two girls.

Firstly, chat them up, be funny or just click the right buttons. Then you need to get them pissed! Once you get home, titty fuck them… and you are ready for the real deal.

Porn games make me laugh, but they are starting to turn me on a bit nowadays too! Is that weird? Comment below!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

The use of the term ‘Cougar’ has become abundant in the last few years… it is meant to mean “An attractive woman in her 30′s or 40′s who is on the hunt once again, but for a younger model”. Just to give you some example, the female cast of ‘Desperate Housewives’, they are all Cougars, Sheryl Crow… cougar (she likes a younger man).

But why the fuck is the term just used for women, that’s really sexist (you bunch of whores), I am leading the movement of ‘Male Cougars’… but I need your help, so please list in the comments below any famous male cougars you can think of, and I will come back later next week with my ‘Male Cougar List’. Screw you lady cougars! The men are taking over!

Check out this dude, defiantly a Cougar! 100%, he’s not interest in women his own age; he is on the hunt for a younger model and too fucking right! Looks like he found one too! Bring on the cougar porn, we will all be one some day!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!