A few days ago I brought you some of the worlds best 18+ holiday destinations, and now its time to bring you the final instalment, the two that I deem THE BEST!
My personal favourite, I didn’t have to look far for a photo for Magaluf, this is me! Fucked out of my skull as we like to call it! I could write about Magaluf all day long, because I have spent tonnes of time there. It’s a town on the Spanish island of Majorca. I’m British, so it’s the obvious choice for me, in the summer there are more brits in the town than Spanish. This place really has got everything… night clubs… bars with girls and boys dancing on the table. Girls walk round with hoses of vodka, and spraying it at anyone with an open mouth! Infact, if you ask for a glass or bottle of water in any bar, they spray you in the face with it, so be just be warned!
The clubs put a lot of effort into pulling in major names like Tiesto, Judge Jules and the foam parties nightclub ‘BCMs’ are the best I have ever been to.
All my friends call it ‘Shagaluf’, because anyone that flies out with the intention of getting laid and doesn’t must have some seriously wrong physical problem! I’m writing this one completely from my own experiences, but trust me… if you want to get drunk, get laid and party without spending too much, book yourselves a trip out here. I’ll probably see you there.
Cabo San Lucas:
I’ve never been, but by a long shot, this has to be the biggest 18+ holiday destination on the continent. If you have ever had the misfortune of having to watch MTV’s ‘The Hills’, you will know Cabo San Lucas in Mexico, all the rich kids go there. It’s the number 1 destination for American’s ‘Spring break’ and really is the place to go if you like lots of young drunk chicks wondering around. The girls are tanned to fuck, because it’s so damn hot, they were the tiniest bikini’s, sometimes just the bottom half, so basically its just one big giant fiesta styled gang bang!
Because a lot of the girls here are on their first holiday away from the old folks, they really do go for it and let their (usually blonde) hair down. The babe count is high, and if you play your cards right the ‘Fuck’ count could be too!
If you’ve ever seen the movie ‘The Quest’ you will already know about this Mexican hotspot, if not, then if you are desperate to get laid and have youth on your side, hop on over the border and get funky with your spunky!