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Sex advice – Agony Allan makes your dick bigger!

Agony Allan on the RedTube BlogToday we tackle a problem that I am asked about virtually everyday on the RedTube blog. How to make your dick bigger! And no, I am not offering hand jobs out okay!!

Here are just two of the many emails we get from people who are concerned about penis length:

Hi, I’m 18 and my penis only has 14 cm, I fuck almost every day with my Girlfriend,

but I think she is unsatisfied with my penis, is there any way to make it bigger?


I think my dick is small. Can you let me know what you think over the web cam via messenger. Thanks!

Well, no I don’t want to see any dicks over webcam, I see enough dicks in my other job! But I understand what these guys are saying. Firstly, the average dick size is actually around 5.5 inches (or 14 cm’s) so the first emailer has nothing to worry about, and the old saying really is true… It’s what you do with it that counts! Women are usually pretty tight, so even sticking a pencil up there is going to do something, so maybe learn what to do with it instead of how to make it bigger. Plus, you fuck her everyday! Surly she wouldn’t bother if she had an issue with it.

There are some ways you can make it look bigger, shave your pubic hair… This makes your dick look bigger because your bush covers up almost an inch of your wee man if its not trimmed. Also, if you are overweight, loose some pounds! I’m skinny, but I’ve been told my dick is big, its not! It just looks that way, because I have a smaller frame.

There are some more radical things you can do, surgery on dicks is becoming as common as boob jobs! A penis extension involves fat from other parts of the body or artificial fat being inserted into your beast…  A new surgery that I heard about the other day is one where the ligament at the bottom of your dick is cut, which allows the penis to naturally reach up to an extra inch!

There are also pills that you can find online that claim to make your dick grow bigger. My favorite idea is the condom that has small weights on the bottom, you don’t wear it for sex, instead you put it on for a few hours a day as you work… apparently it slowly stretches your dick! A temporary way to make your bigger is to buy a penis pump; it only works for a short while after, but it involves using a pump over your dick to suck more blood to it…

But, you know what, I think your dicks are probably just fine, everyone has insecurities about something, and yours is dick size. It’s probably never even crossed her girls mind, what’s to say that it’s not her pussy that’s too wide? J

Before you do anything radical, just try doing some different things with it, its quality, not quantity. I’d say you have more chance of doing anal with them if you dick isn’t 8 inches! Go team you!!

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    Topper Harley

    23 Aug 2010 at 8:17 am

    Girls don’t give as much about dick size as men!

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    19 Aug 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Ding Dong ding dong… Is it true that a dick looks bigger if the foreskin hasnt been skinned. Ie. If you are circumsized then your up shit creek…

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    19 Aug 2010 at 8:33 pm

    if the first e-mailer is fucking his girlfriend almost everyday, chances are good that she is getting bored no matter what is being done – and also, her pussy is probably now used to his size. I know that guys like to fuck as often as possible when there young (personally, I’m still there), but unless a girl is a sex nymph wants to have an orgasm as fast and often as guys – then a girl needs her time to relax, recoup, and tighten her pussy. This time obviously varies on the girl. (here’s a thought: you don’t see porn stars, guys and girls, going at it everyday – if so, they’d burn there bodies and careers very quickly.) seriously, if this guy is worried about satisfying his girl rather than just enjoying the opportunity to fuck everyday – then he needs to try something else to satisfy her rather than thinking that the problem is with his dick size.

    Also, Penis size has always been a misconception. “a bigger dick will make a women more satisfied” “Penis size is proportional to success” “owning the biggest items (cars, boats, houses, etc.) must mean the guy has a small dick” “knowing that your penis is bigger/smaller than another guy must mean your better/worse than him at [anything]” “Having a big dick must mean that guy gets to fuck a lot of pussy, and having a small dick means getting zero pussy for the rest of your life”

    What’s happening is that men, without even being aware of it, directly associate there penis with there egos. This has likely gone on since the dawn of man. You don’t see animals worrying over their dick size, they just fuck!

    I completely agree with Allan Lake on this topic. Do the KISS method when it comes to penis enlargement (Keep It Simple Stupid) Like shaving your pubes. Having a small dick won’t seem so bad after you permanently screw up your dick to the point where you can’t use it to have sex anymore :/

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      19 Aug 2010 at 8:50 pm

      P.S: if a guy thinks that any of the misconception quotes are true (or any other penis misconceptions), then your ego is going to mess you up your game when meeting girls, and women do pick up on that and will reject you!!

      Here’s another thought, if you meet a girl and tell her you have the big cock – she will say “so what?” and proceed to tell you to piss off. because she’s NOT thinking “how big is he?”, she IS thinking “is he a cool guy?” And having a bloated ego is NOT cool at all.

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      Allan Lake

      22 Aug 2010 at 2:06 am

      Thank you so much for this great reply! And taking the time to write some sense!! Appreciate it!

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