Archive for August, 2010

Bigger Thumbnails on RedTube.com!

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Here at RedTube, we want to get things right for you. If you want bigger cocks, we give you BIGGER COCKS… you want more tits, you get MORE TITS. You want me to post holiday photos of my wife naked on the beach in Mexico, well you can fuck off with that one ;-)

We did a poll some weeks ago and asked ‘Do you want BIGGER thumbnails pictures on redtube.com?

BIG thumbnails on RedTube.com

77% said YES, 21% said NO and 2% said ‘Make them smaller’. Who the hell said that? Are you gay?

So from now on they will be bigger! Enjoy your preview bigger on RedTube.com!

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Sex advice – More Agony Allan… Today… Big Dicks!

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Here I am again, looking like a complete douche bag as I read your emails about sex! We started this the other day after receiving an email from a woman that wanted to be double penetrated, but didn’t know how to bring the subject up with her fella. After reading my reply, she has told me that she is going to write him a letter explaining her need to be fucked in both holes, and we hope to find out the result soon! Let’s be honest, it will either make her scream with pleasure or scream in heartbreak if he takes it the wrong way and walks out!

Today’s email to Agony Allan is all about having a big cock:

“My girlfriend says that I’m too big. As flattering as it sounds, its started to become an issue. We’re both in our teens and are both on our second sexual partners.

We’ve tried just having sex anyway, but that means we can only have sex like once every weekend and the condoms keep breaking.

So what should I do? Help me Allan!

P.s. I think you have the best job ever. Seriously, you get paid for looking at porn all day, playing porn games and talking to porn stars.

That’s fucking awesome, and so is redtube. Much respect Al,
Please get back to me before the weekend! Haha”

Well firstly, thanks for the ‘Big up’ about my job, it is great and I am lucky… But it is hard work, do you realize how much effort it is to look at tits and pussy all day and write about it?? My right hand is in a cast as I broke my wrist, so my left hand is getting a lot of action nowadays!

Anyway, to your problem! Firstly, you say your girlfriend thinks you are too big, dude… don’t be depressed about that for one second! Do you realize what percentage of guys have complex’s over their dicks being too small? Its high! The chances are, it will get smaller over the years so enjoy its ‘largeness’. I do not doubt your length, but it could be that your girl has a really tight pussy? Which could be causing the breaking of the condoms?

This is what I suggest, firstly… to be boring, maybe suggest that she gets on some kind of birth control pill, just in case. Secondly, lube up your pole big time, and her slot as well… you cannot use enough lube, I’d paint the walls with it. It feels really fucking good too when both you and the Mrs are gliding in and out of each other. And on the condom front, You are using ones that don’t fit, buy some bigger ones. Don’t rush yourself when buying them, take a good look and buy LARGE.

I hope that helps, let me know if it gets better in the sack. There is NO cure for a big cock, except keep fucking, she’ll get used to the size after a while!

Another Agony Allan in the bag, if you have a question/ sexy problem, email me via our contacts page.

Allan Lake
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Undress your math teacher! What a hot MILF!

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This adult game is sooo funny! Its called ‘Math Strip Game’ on our computer system we use here, so I just assumed that it would have NOTHING to do with math at all, because our fucking titles never match up to the actual content. I learnt that when I was testing out ‘Shoot the number 2, Or my Goo’… I thought it was a ‘Goo’ related basketball game!

So the point being, this adult game is actually all about math, you need to get the sums right, and in exchange, our sexy milf teacher will strip for you! I have never been so good with numbers.

How much fun is this? I bet you never thought sums could be so sexy! Undress this hot MILF math teacher now!

Allan Lake

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Naked Nikki Benz on Naked News

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This week is ‘Naked News Week’… and we are celebrating one of the greatest NEWS innovations in the last 10 years. Naked News started in the 90’s and moved from its Internet roots to pay per view screens all over the world! We have all had a wank to a naked newsreader talking about a bush fire at some point right?

So today’s naked news special comes in the form of the ‘Naked News Magazine’ and today the glamorous, horny and fuckable Nikki Benz is taking over:

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It feels a bit weird hearing serious news read by naked chicks, so Nikki Benz really lightens the mood… She first appears with clothes on, but the reporter soon makes her get her tits out for us boys! This has made me think, and I would love your thoughts on this idea… I am flying out to LA soon to interview some adult actors for this blog… I should do at least one interview naked, with my subject naked as well right? You wanna see that? Who should I interview naked?

Comment below and enjoy Nikki Benz and all the other naked chicks in Naked News!

Allan Lake

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Sandra Shine… all alone!

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Do you think that me and Sandra Shine are mates? She did do an interview with me, then she had some photos done for us, and then she called me up in the middle of the night and said “Allan, I’m so bored of licking pussy all the time, I want the taste of your bulging British Cock on my lips”… One of the above is a lie, and if you don’t know which one, then you clearly don’t read this blog enough!

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Good old Sandra Shine (or young) is dressed to impress today… here she is in her tight… is that leathers? Sounds like it! This is a nice simple video of Sandra playing with her pussy. I am gagging to see her get fucked by a bloke… is it just me or is it not time that we saw some Sandra Shine cock action?

Allan Lake

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