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Poll… “an inquiry into public opinion conducted by interviewing a random sample of people”…. When you read it like that, it sounds so intelligent, defined and with purpose. But ask Allan Lake to do a poll and you are gonna get a different result!

Each week I ‘Poll’ you on a different aspect of sex, porn and chicks! It’s about the only thing I will be doing with a pole this week!

So the last question was all about size and how you like your ladies! The results are in!

12% of you said Big… I guess because big girls try harder?

17% said Skinny, nothing but skin and bones…

and the winner is… CURVY with 71%… just like this babe!

And I am glad about that! Who needs the worry of a fat chick keeling over with a heart attack after too many McDonalds… and who needs the fear of a skinny girl fainting after not eating enough McDonalds?? Not Me, I like my girls to have natural curves and something to hold onto… Kim Kardashian can twiddle with my knobs any time!

Take part in my next poll… all about holes!

Allan Lake

Your RedTube blog Host!

This beats ANY of the role-play games I have EVER posted… you said you wanted more, so I got you more. This girl just looks real!.. It’s the old role-play rules, if you find the first part tricky, then look for the pain killers on the bed behind her on the left

You will get sucked into this, it’s so real that this broad even has a fucking iPhone! Don’t you just wish that you were Tom! So get playing:

Screw Tom, this game is all about lady loving… and granted you may have to go and buy a few sex toys, maybe a hooker and you might even have to break into someone’s house, but I did warn you this game is real… that sounds like a normal day where I live. There are 5 possible endings, so be careful about what choices you make!

So how do you like my new role-play game?

Allan Lake

Your RedTube blog host!

This photo is me pondering one of the many questions I get sent via email from you guys each week (Ok, this photo is me trying to work out how I spent so much on my weekly grocery shop… but it still works!) . You really have put me in a position of responsibility here; I’m getting a lot of emails asking for my help, advice and my opinion. So ‘Agony Allan’ is born, if you have a question about porn, fucking, anal… Email me via our contact page.

Today’s email comes from a woman who really wants to try something different in the bedroom:

“My guy introduced me to anal. After a while and the use of jelly, I’m beginning to like it. I watch a lot of porn and try some stuff. I find that I like to watch a lot of double penetration, and fantasize about it a lot. But how do I tell him that I would like to try it, when he’s possessive and would never do it.
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