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So RedTube goes Soho all this week on the blog as I show you around my local red light district in London, UK! So we are at Simply Pleasure, last time we spoke to a guy about what it’s like working in a sex shop… Now sexy Viv shows us around some of the best toys they have on sale!

My favourite is the douche! But only because I like calling people ‘Douche Bags’! Anyway, enjoy our week in Soho and tell me what your favourite sex toy is!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

The whole world is going ‘Green’ so we thought that RedTube should at least try saving the world and doing the same! So here is sexy pornstar Sophie Cox, in green!

This is one fruity little bitch, and I mean that in the nicest possible way… shes young, her tittes are real (well they look like it), and she is obviously ‘at one’ with mother nature! I’d like to do a bit of ‘Role-play’… I would play Adam and Sophie Cox would play Eve! I wouldn’t just eat the forbidden fruit, I would fucking smash it!

You like Sophie Cox?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Wooo! So forget about all of these reality TV shows like X Factor, all the different ‘Idols’, Big Brother etc etc… there is only one opinion poll that really counts! And that my friends is the ‘RedTube Blog Poll’. Before you do anything, make sure you vote in this weeks poll about which part of the porno makes you cum. You will see the poll on the right hand side of this blog!

So the results! Last week the question was, The best place to fuck is…? And the results are:

2% said they like to screw in the garden! Explain to me… the birds and the bees?

3% said they liked to fuck in the car! Never saw the appeal of this myself, too many nobs!

4% like to shag on the carpet! Shag on shag!

7% said that the best place to fuck is in the kitchen… Mind the blender!

8% on the beach, I wanna have sex on the beach… Cum on every body!

22% of you, which is big! You guys do it in the shower! Fucking cool!

BUT the most obvious and best place to fuck… 54% said the bedroom! Of course, then when you have spunked your load, it’s time to fall asleep!

Good stuff! Nice to know where you fuckers are fucking! Comment below if you have something you can tell us about screwing in strange places, or even just the bedroom!

Be sure to take part in the new poll, or I will get really angry and cut your porn supply off!! OHHHH THE POWER! Awww, as if I would dare!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This a question I get given a lot, so today I will answer:

Of course every guy wants to pleasure who he’s fucking. I mean, duhh! But when can you ACTUALLY tell that shes not faking? How can you be sure when shes liking what shes getting?

That’s a good question, and the real truth is that you can’t! Some girls are really quiet, so that makes you worry that you are not doing a good job… some girls are too loud, so you think they are over compensating. I think guys just worry about pleasing their women far too much! Trust me, girls don’t give it as much thought! If your girl doesn’t fucking leave you after your first few shags, then the chances are, you are probably doing an okay job!

In all seriousness, I am right! In these situations, you are usually worrying about nothing… but there is not harm in actually just asking her what she likes, what you could do more of! My wife never moans at me for how I am in bed, but every now and then I bother to ask ‘what turns you on?’.

The art to pleasing your women is to make her cum first, whether it be licking, fingering… whatever! Then after she is sorted, and your mind is at rest, you can sort yourself out! Remember, women don’t cum during sex all the time, so don’t give yourself too much of a hard time! No pun intended!

If you’ve got a question, use our contact page to send it it!

Allan Lake

Your RedTube Blog Host!

Well I wouldn’t mind be woken up at ‘the crack of this dawn’… Welcome Anette Dawn to the RedTube Blog. Firstly, the size of this girls slug… or labia as a scientist might call it… its HUGE! Fucking awesome! You could have a right old picnic on that, I know if I was to lick her out, I would be sucking on that like a lollypop!

So Anette Dawn is all over our site already, i’ve put together some related videos you will like… but just search her name to find more. She is one hot blonde! If you want to see more of Anette Dawn, check out cruisinggirls.com!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!