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So because I’m British, it only makes sense that I should chill out in London every now and then… and where better to hang that our very own sexy part of town, ‘Soho’.

It’s world famous for its strippers, sex shows and mostly, its sex shops! So we got our video camera out, and we headed for my favourite sex shop, Simply Pleasure, and spoke to the staff there about sex toys, sex and Soho!

So this week ‘RedTube goes Soho’, Later on we get shown round the place by Viv, a lovely girl who apparently has tried most of the toys out… for research I guess. And also this week, you can watch my wife searching for a new sex toy. But Firstly, John has just started working in Soho, and tells us a little about the place and the shop!

Enjoy!

Allan Lake
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Bring out the big guns! Well, actually just the little ones will do for this game.

This is an erotic shoot em’ up, but you don’t actually kill the girls, in this game you just make them strip! Point your target at the girls favourite thing… it might be food, a diamond ring or even a dildo! Hit your target and the girls get naked! Simple as that!

My dad used to have guns, but he would just kill rabbits with them, we never got any pussy action out of his shotguns like you do in this game!

Have fun!

Allan Lake
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Check out Pornstar Maya, all naked just for you on the RedTube Blog. I like this girl, I’ve got a thing for freckles and I like the way she hasn’t had them photoshopped out! Hey, she might not be 100% natural (I’m not sure, but those titties look pretty big!), but she is still a natural fucking beauty in my eyes.

I like Maya’s pearl neckless too, although I wouldn’t mind giving her one of my own! It’s nice to see a girl on our galleries who isn’t afraid to show us what she really looks like. I think I’m smitten with Pornstar Maya.

What do you think? Check out more of hot girls like this on glamandart.com.

Allan Lake
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Fuck all this fun stuff, tits everywhere and dicks pointing at you from every direction, its now time for the very serious Agony Allan section of this blog!

Today email reads:

Hey, I was wondering. Is there any way that I can last longer in bed? Like I only did it 2 times and they went quick is there a way to last a really long time?

Ah my friend, I feel your pain! I don’t last very long either, but there are a
couple of things that work for me, so maybe if you try them you will be able to keep that fucking wolf from the door for a little bit longer.

1) Have a wank before you have sex! Not in front of your woman obviously, but nip to the loo and shoot your muck a bit, when you have a bit of foreplay, you will get hard again and during sex you will last longer as your gonads are not ready to explode just yet!

2) Viagra- Apparently it makes you last longer, but I’ve taken it before and it makes me last about the same amount of time. BUT after you cum, you stay hard and can go again, so its a good option! Be careful though, it is a drug and should be treated with caution!

3) Think of your granny! Works for me, just at that point when I think I am going to blow my load, I stick a thought that isn’t sexy in my brain, i.e my gran! It stops me from being turned on at all sometimes! So don’t think too hard!

Hope that helps, guys if you have any suggestions for todays emailer, please comment below!!

Allan Lake
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Get ready to laugh your fucking ass off as I’ve found some more porn fuck ups that will put a big smile on your face. The best thing is, none of these are disgusting… IE. no shitting, no pissing or throwing up, so you can still have a good old tug on your cock whilst you watch them.

It’s great being a pornstar, you even make money when you fuck up! Please pick your favourite one from this compilation and let me know what time in the video is was… For example, mine has to be at 1:37, when the broad just starts screaming some crazy shit as if she is in the exorcist or something! Comment below!

Thanks to our friends at twistys.com for this great video, check them out for loads more like it!

Allan Lake
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