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It’s time to go back behind the scenes again with the guys from Viv Thomas!

Behind this professional porn site are these two crazy fuckers… Lewis and Sean! Today these dudes are organising reality porn’s first ‘Blow Job’ race! Ready… Steady… BLOW!

Check this out, only on RedTube would you find women so eager to suck off a bloke that they are racing each other. I don’t know about you, but as a bloke I am not racing to get to the end of my blowjob like these guys, if anything I am trying to make it last longer!

There is something about a warm pair of lips wrapped around my member that makes me just wanna blow straight away. But the question is, where does your women let you finish off? That’s a great topic to discuss! Does she swallow, or is she a more of a ‘finish on my tits baby’ lady?

Discuss…

And check out the guys at vivthomas.com for more reality porn!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

It’s my favourite time of the week! Poll results time!!

So last week I thought I would see what you guys are into when it comes to positions. Are you about working that pussy? Or are you about that pussy working you?

41% of you voted doggy style, dirty beasts!

28% said cow girl, I like the idea of getting the woman to do all the work.

20% said missionary, which must account for the old fashion fuckers in the house!

8% of you agree with me that reverse cowgirl is the best, which I’m really disappointed didn’t do any better! We as blokes get some sweet eye candy with that amazing view of our girls ass and my missus likes to tickle my balls when she grinds my cock.. Why will not more people realise that this is the best fucking position.

3% of you said spooning, I’m ashamed of lazy fuckers, well at least you are still trying!

So there we go… you are the law and you have spoken, Doggy is best, but I would love to hear why you lot think doggy is so good? I have the theory that its because we get to just act like animals and get all primal. Lets be honest too, its the one position when we can just bang the fuck out of our girls pussy!  Your thoughts?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

Once again, Agony Allan puts his wig on and gives advice to a world full of sex filled mislead humans, just like you!

So today my email reads:

Yeah, I’m a virgin and me and my girlfriend are going to have sex this weekend….

My problem is she already has had sex and I don’t know what she is going to expect from me … I was just wondering if you could help me out with some advice or tips on what to do for your first!

Thanks Allan

P.s post some more Amy Reid she is hot!!

Awww, I remember my first time in the sack, I was 18 and I had been seeing this girl for a few months, we were both virgins, and she wanted to wait until her 17^th birthday to do it. We build it up so much that it was pretty much a fucking disaster (no pun intended), we were both nervous, she was uncomfortable and when I finally stuck it in, she was screaming… in a bad way, and quite frankly the memory makes me feel ill! BUT, that’s not going to happen to you, because you have been wise, your first fuck is not with a virgin, meaning that at least one of you has some kind of clue what to do.

I take it she knows you are a virgin? In that case, she wont expect much the first time… The good thing is, there is no hymen to smash through, so she is going to enjoy this session with you. Lasting longer than 2 minutes for your first time is pretty rare, but I will give you a tip because you are young and will be able to carry this off, try to cum before you have sex, that way you will last longer during it! So, maybe during foreplay, jog off to the loo, knock one out… get yourself hard again, then come back in and pound her. You will stay hard, and you will last so much longer!

Dude, my main advice it just fucking enjoy it, and if she has more experienced, tell her to do the work and teach you… Chicks like that, they think its cute!

And as for Amy Reid, watch this space, we may have more exciting Amy Reid stuff soon!

Write back to me and let us know the out cum….. HA HA! CUM!

To ask me a question about anything sex or porn related, email me via the contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

Lets get all tribal on Sunday; some people like to spend their relaxing Sunday’s fishing, bird watching, bit of climbing? No? Well I like to play cannibal roulette by asking girls to suck my dick with the hope that she won’t bite the little fucker off! Don’t you just love big tits on a cannibal?… I’d prefer no teeth though!

Cannibal roulette is fun, reminded me a bit of Hannibal Lecter. He was a bit fucked wasn’t he, eating people, maybe he was aiming for eating the pussy but just couldn’t stop. I hear it’s a common problem for vampires too!

Anyway, finish of your weekend with a bit this!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

And the nakedness continues on the RedTube blog, last week I showed you Jessica Biel doing a little strip for you, this weekend we have Charlize Theron fucking about in the bath with her tits out! Life doesn’t get much better than this! Although, I couldn’t help but notice the films stars massive areolas in this video. Charlize Theron, you wouldn’t say no:

So there we have it, film star Charlize Theron, with a soaking wet pussy… well you don’t get to see it, but you can take a good guess from the fact she’s in water that its wet! But most importantly, isn’t it great seeing a film star naked?!

For more hot celeb vids go to reallycelebs.com right now!

Have a fucking GREAT weekend!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!