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Hands up, who wants a blow job of a Redhead Hentai girl? Shit!! That was the biggest Mexican wave I’ve ever seen take place on a blog! So todays game is simple, the hentai babe sucks your dick and you have to say how fast, how deep… and when to stop… Then you get to decide whether you want to cum in her mouth or not! To be honest, it’s not much of a game, but a great turn on.

This hentai stuff still makes me rock solid, I had a wank over a mother fucking her daughter the other days… Hentai makes it a little less disturbing!

Have fun!

Allan Lake
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So the other day I wrote a blog about how a guy can become a pornstar, but it appears that I underestimated how many women read this blog and also wanna get fucked for a living! Here is one of many emails I received:

Dearest Allan,

I read your blog about getting in the adult industry if you’re a man. However I am a woman, and I want to get into the adult business. I would rather avoid moving to California.  (My house here is NICE and only cost 100k.. I know I won’t find ANYTHING like that in CA. lol)

Any suggestions on how to approach companies like Vivid and such? (Also, is there a cut off age?  I look 21, but I’m 31, does that affect things?)

Thanks!

Thanks for the email, I feel bad for suggesting in my last Agony Allan blog that all girls that want to be Pornstars should move to California, I was joking! To be honest, wherever you are in the world, I’m sure someone near you is looking to make porn, so why not be the star! It’s easier for women to get into the business than men… we like watching girls, boy just fill the hole But don’t expect to earn thousands and thousands straight away, if ever! It’s not that simple, the girls that work hard do tend to do well, so if you do decided to go into this… go into it 100%!

Firstly, The age thing isn’t such a big deal… 31 is nothing really, if anything you might be considered a MILF which is no bad thing! As long as you are sexy, look after yourself and know how to fuck… and look good doing it, you will fit into our business just fine! As I suggested to the guys, I would first start by making a home movie, film yourself fucking someone… and then upload it to RedTube.com! That way you will see what reaction you get from the wanking public! I would then put together a package of sexy photos, and try the smaller production companies first… A lot of their sites have a ‘Become a pornstar’ page… use that to contact them… they will probably ask for some pics… and take it from there!

In the mean time, I would get a lot of practice in, and decided what genres you want to do and any you don’t! Will you do anal, will you just do girls… or just guys..? These are all things you will be asked if someone is interested! Email me and let me know how you get on, and if you want to upload your videos to RedTube, use this link- redtube.com/upload.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Check out this young babe… Pornstar Celeste Star! Be honest with me, aren’t I just brilliant??? My pornstar galleries have been fucking awesome recently, I keep rolling out sexy babes! And won’t you just look at Celeste Star, now that gives you more reasons to wank at RedTube!

So a bit about the hot girl that is Celeste Star, although I guess you only care about the photos in this pornstar gallery! She is 23 and of Irish and Mexican origin, which is a mixture that I haven’t really heard of before, but if all Irexican’s (I made that up myself!) look like Celeste Star, I think we should start a ferry service between the two countries!

Enjoy this sexy pornstar gallery and to see more pornstars like Celeste Star, head to Twisty.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What was the best thing about the 80′s? Pornstars with big bushes? The fact I was born in 83? Or the launch of video games? You remember Pac-Man right… well get ready for Porno Pacman… The best porn game we have ever brought you! Instead of a big round yellow head, you get to choose between being straight, Gay or Bi… therefore chasing and being chased by tits, Bums or both!

If you have work to do, do not start playing this porno game as you won’t be able to put it down! Please agree with me and comment below, Porno Pacman is the best game ever!!! I might have even turned gay for 5 minutes when I started chasing ass’s around the screen!

En’Fucking’joy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Every day I get loads of emails asking for my sex advice and tips and I really look forward to answering them! Here is today’s question!

Hey Allan,

How can I increase my sex appeal? My girlfriend doesn’t want to have sex with me so, what should I do?

Thank you!

Your chick doesn’t want sex with you? You need some help my friend! Let’s work on a couple of steps and soon enough you will be fucking like two pigs in shit!

Firstly, you need to look half decent… make sure you spend some time grooming yourself… you are not a pussy if you clip your nails, groom your pubes or wax your back. Make sure you are appealing! You don’t have to look like Tom Cruise, but just do the best you can! Make an effort, girls really do care about that kind of thing! Make sure your clothes are nice, and you smell good! Your look is important and if you get this right, your penis is already halfway inside her.

Secondly, you need confidence… You need to stand tall, make her feel like she is with a MAN not a boy! I am a whimp, but sometimes I puff my chest up… stand strong and look like a real man, even though I really am not! Babes like a confident man, someone that believes in himself, that will give you sex appeal! Don’t put it on too much and end up looking like a douche, but don’t be afraid to act more manly than you do when you are chilling out at home wanking over RedTube!

Your Sex appeal works on an indiviual basis, and just because your current girlfriend isn’t jumping all over you, it doesn’t mean that the next girl you find won’t! Some girls have been all over me, others look like they are in pain when they touch me! It sounds soft, but you really do have to find the right connection! So use my sex advice, but if it doesn’t work with your current girl, find another! She’s not right for you!

If you need sex tips from me, email Agony Allan via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!