RedTube Porn Blog

It’s the weekend, so instead of giving you a game that is going to take any brain power, I thought I would be really kind and give you something simple!

So some geek has taken a bunch of photos with hot bitches in them, all you have to do is click in the right place to make the clothes fall off, ie: the buttons, the bra strap! It’s a nice little way to tease your bellend before a weekend of sex… or RedTube! So enjoy stripping these girls…!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

What is the best thing about Australia? Well if you live in the UK… it would be the TV soaps ‘Neighbours’ and ‘Home and Away’, or maybe the fact we managed to send all of our prisoners there 100 years ago! Maybe for the rest of world you might think of Kylie Minogue or Nicole Kidman…

Well today we are thinking pornstar Monica Mayhem, check out this beauty… It’s one of those bodies that you just can’t even be bothered with saying nice things about, you just wanna lay her down and fuck her right now… or is that just me??

Pornstar Monica Mayhem had a small part in the ‘Sex and the City’ film. Yeah, I know what you are thinking and no, she did not bang Sarah Jessica Parker!

To see more of Monica Mayhem, check out her website on monicamayhem.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

This is a very good time to bring you a guessing game about bra sizes, it was only last night on my radio show that I played the same game with my wife, Polly. She had her tits measured yesterday because her bras were hurting, so she’s been wearing 32C for ages… and to be honest her boobs have been looking huge… I was starting to get a bit worried that I may have accidentally stuck a baby up her! So after a professional measuring, it turns out she is 30F!!! Come on!!! My life just keeps getting better and better!

I’m going to start a petition on this blog to convince her that she needs to let me take a topless photo for you guys, as it’s only fair that you see what I’m coping a feel of everyday! Comment below, I’ll make sure she reads it!

So let’s get to this game… You have to guess the celebrity’s bra size! If one thing, it teaches you that celebs have small tits! The commentary on this game is so funny! Have fun!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Another day, another Agony Allan question:

Hi Allan, I have a question. Is it alright if I can’t retract my foreskin? I can’t get it pass the head and was wondering if that matters and how I could fix it.

Thanks!

Would you believe that three of my friends have or have had the same problem, so it is very common.

Friend number one can’t retract his foreskin much at all, but feels that it doesn’t really matter, and I support him as long as it’s not giving him any pain and he’s cleaning it regularly! Who needs cock cheese? NOT ME!

Friend number two used to moan about a tight foreskin, and it being a bit painful, BUT it was during sex when he tore it that he decided to do something about it! So he has had a circumcision, which is basically an operation to have the whole of his foreskin removed. Now he is happier, he  is cleaner and enjoys sex without the pain!

Friend number three is in the same position as you, he wonders if he can get it fixed or if he should. And the answer is, if it’s causing you pain and becoming a issue then you really should go and see a doctor and find out what options they can offer. And don’t be afraid, its not going to be the first time the doc has been shown a wang! I’ve had mine out in front of the quack many a time! If it’s not causing pain, and you are sexually active (i.e fucking) and it still feels okay, why change?!

Please do let us know what you decide! If you have a question for me, then email me via the contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Mobile porn has come along way in the last 10 years, back in my day mobile porn was when you got a crude tits joke from your mate via text and the only mobile porn movies were those 10 second pixelated videos of some dude slamming a fat chick which got sent round via Blue-tooth.

But now with the mobile ‘RedTube Blog’, your mobile porn options are incredible! Every single day I bring you mobile porn movies from some of the biggest and upcoming pornstars in the business. We have got mobile porn galleries from people like Bree Olson, Hanna Hilton and Sandra Shine, and interviews with all your favorite girls!

Wanking whilst on the move has never been so easy since the invention of our mobile porn site, so next time you need a mobile porn movie, Agony Allan advice or gallery, go to blog.redtube.com on your phone and see why everyone with a mobile is walking around with a hard on! Even the ladies!

Tell us how you like the mobile RedTube blog and if you’re having troubles leave a comment with the name of your mobile and what doesn’t work for you.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!