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Today I received two Agony Allan question, both asking the same thing… weird! Here they are:

Dear Allan,
I am a male, age 39 from Central Asia. I would like to become a porno actor and to play a role in adult films.

I am looking forward to your reply.

And:

Dear Allan,
Thank you for your blog. I really liked it. I would like to know, how can I find a job in adult movies?
Can you help?

Firstly, I love that both write ‘Dear Allan…’ They treat me with the respect I deserve! I must have saved countless lives with my Sex Advice and Sex Tips! I am a modern day super hero!

So both our emails are from guys, so let’s take that angle! How does a man become a pornstar? It’s not as easy as being a chick, if you are a girl… make sure you look nice, move to California… you will be spotted sooner than later! Guys, firstly… you need to practice… make sure you can keep hard for long amounts of time, make sure your dick looks good! And also you need to practice fucking and getting blown without cumming! These porn shoots take a while, so you need to stop that gun going off early!

Once you are ‘trained’… the first thing I would suggest is film some stuff at home, with your girl of course… Don’t forget, unless your name is Peter North, the girl is the main star… Your job is to fuck her good and make it look hot! Don’t hog the camera, but leave the viewer thinking ‘this guy fucks good’… Get someone else to film it, only because you will need to get yourself used to other people being in the room whilst you do your business!

Now, the best thing you can do to get noticed is use RedTube! Upload your video (you will need permission and ID from everyone in it)… and then see what reaction it gets. Upload the videos on redtube.com/upload.

You may even get your amateur porn spotted by having the video on our site, you are sure to get thousands of people checking it out! Now if you want to make money from this, maybe send the videos round to some well known production companies… you will see the names of some of the biggest all over this website!

This is something I really want to follow up, I would love to hear what the result is! Also, anyone reading this; Have you been in a porno? Can you advice these two fellas? Comment below!

Get your Agony Allan questions on porn and sex answered by emailing me on the contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

How good a grip do you have on your dick? Well prove that you are a good ‘Stroker’ in our new Japanese Sex Game, ‘King Stroker’!

These japanese dudes have got it sorted when it comes to arcade games, and now they have even managed to work sex into it! I’m beginning to enjoy the Hentia category on RedTube more and more.

So how to play… use your mouse to get a good hold on that dick… move up and down… yanking that crank every time that girl pops up! It’s good practice for next time when you need to drop your load in a girls face! Target practice!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What an epic way to end my day here at RedTube! Here is Pornstar Addison Rose, I am putting her in my ‘teen collection’ because she looks like one… although my sources tell me that she is now in her early 20′s! Fuck it, doesn’t matter! She still looks 18!

I love teen porn… 19 year old babe… getting slammed! It’s the one genre of porn that I will never move on from! I’ll be an 80 year old dude wanking off over 19 year broads! I know! I’m sick, right?

Anyway, back to Addison Rose… I’ve got her bio from her official website:

“Addison has near perfect measurements with curves in all the right places and all natural titties. Addison is currently attending the University of Kentucky.”- She is at Uni? Fucking hell… how much hot ‘College Football’ sex does she get?! Her story is like a porno in itself! I just CAME!

Twisty.com has more sexy babes than your dick can handle!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You all know how much of a big fan I am of Viv Thomas and his company’s work! Making porn sexy, but showing us the funny bits too! Today we have some more Porno Funnies for you. Girls missing their cues, forgetting lines, laughing and getting their clothes stuck in the heat of the moment! This video is ‘all girl’… so not a cock in sight which makes a nice change!

I guess it’s hard not to laugh when you are acting just before you fuck… Imagine having to remember lines and then which position to fuck your girl in too! Nightmare!

Enjoy the ladies and you can see more great videos like this on vivthomas.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Yo! It’s time to get those big balls of yours out! Of course by big balls, I mean Bowling Balls as my latest game is ‘Strip Bowling’… We’ve covered virtually every game with the prefix ‘Strip’… Poker, Blackjack… Puzzles… what’s next? Strip Tick Tack Toe? Got a suggest? Comment below

So back to ‘Strip Bowling’… use your mouse to bowl the ball down the lane… get a strike or as close as you can get to one… and the girl will slowly start to reveal herself! Fuck me… cartoons can make me so hard sometime!

Have fun playing with those big balls of yours!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!