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Another day, and another Agony Allan… so let me give you some more sex tips!

Today’s sex advice question is:

Hey Allan,

Thanks!

Firstly… I think I have the one random pube on my penis, but it’s mainly the upper pubic area I think you want to know about, right? If you do have a hairy penis though, get it all off now, that’s weird dude!

I know, I’m a bloke, but I’ll answer for my wife. She prefers to trim (not shave) me. I find it incredibly sexy for her to be between my legs trimming my pubes, and giving me head every so often to keep me hard. I had to have a LOT of trust in her when she first did it though, the thought of her snipping my balls was unbearable!!

Some ladies like it all off… Your cock will look extra massive with no hair around it, which is a bonus! The ladies also don’t like getting the hair in their mouth. I don’t know about you, but my pubes seem to end up everywhere! I know some ladies have the mentality, that if they are smoothly shaven, then their blokes should be too. Some ladies like a smooth shaven area because it’s more clean… but surely after your fucking or foreplay session it’s good to shower, or at least wash down with a sponge or something. Shaving does not supersede cleanliness in my mind.

I think if you resemble a cave man down there, it’s a good idea to trim and make it a bit neater for your girl, I mean she wants to suck cock and not eat pubes for dessert! Right? Just give it a try and if you are going to go the full hog and shave it all, just be aware that it fucking itches like crazy!

Allan Lake
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There are many babes on this site which I would like to poke… Here is Natali, I would love to poke her… but instead I get to play Poker with her in this new version of ‘Texas Holdem’.

Even if you don’t know much about Poker, just do what I do… and keep pressing buttons until you win! She will get naked at some point! It’s the law of pornstar averages!.. I am not great at card games, but this sexy pornstar is enough to make me wanna take lessons! Let me know how you get on with this little beauty!

Allan Lake
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Check out pornstar Franchezca Valentina on the RedTube blog… This California girl has appeared in over 70 movies, which means she must know a few tricks by now! As you can see from the gallery below, she likes her sex toys! She also has her tongue pierced, which I hear, makes for a great blowjob! Can any one of my loyal readers confirm if that is true or not? I guess the feel of a cold metal ball on your helmet must feel good!

Anyway, enough about blowjobs! Enjoy sexy Franchezca Valentina, and to see more busty babes like her… check out bustyones.com.

Allan Lake
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I’ve heard of a lot of crazy shit, but this is something else!!! This video shows you some ‘Robot Role-Play’, she even comes in a box… or suitcase (the props department run out of cash?). The on and off buttons on this Female Robot’s tits are the icing on the cake! I wish my wife had a fucking off button! This video is sexy, a bit weird… and pretty funny! All gimmicks need to have a big selling point, this ones is her flexibility, hence the name ‘Flexi Girl’.

I’ve never bothered with role play, I can’t act for shit!! I’d forget my lines… positions… and I would end up pissing myself laughing, which is no good… UNLESS… I was playing a comedian with a bladder problem!

Wanna see more stuff like this? Check out flexidolls.com.

Allan Lake
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Today email asking for sex tips from Agony Allan is:

I want my girlfriend to finger and lick my asshole while she gives me head as I’ve heard its a fucking great sensation when you’re about to cum. I’m afraid to ask her because she might think it’s gross. Allan, you seem very open with your other half, what’s the advice?

Firstly, thanks very much for your email! I can speak with experience about the sex advice I am giving you today mate! Yes…. it’s fucking great when your chick puts a cheeky one up there just before you blow your load……Why does it feel so hot? Well… because the pelvic floor muscles lie just beneath the surface of the anal area. These muscles are the ones that contract during orgasm!! Using a dildo, finger or tongue to massage or insert into the tushy stimulates the pelvic floor muscles and heightens overall sensations and orgasm.

So, how do you get her to do the deed then? Well, have you fingered her ass before? Maybe thats a good start? I honestly think that you just need to test the waters! Maybe during sex, just move her hand towards your ass… If she is open minded, she won’t think its gross! And if that fails, just asked her… and if she doesn’t react in the ‘right way’… laugh it off! You were only kidding! I reckon a lot of women want to do it but are just scared about what their man will say. If you are comfortable enough with your chick putting her finger up your butt anyway, then you should hopefully be able to put forward the subject! I would love to know the outcome…

Hope that helps! If you want Sex advice or Sex tips from Agony Allan, use our contact page to email in!

Allan Lake
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