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The best day in the history of the world is finally here! No it’s not the return of Jesus.. Nope the government haven’t banned taxes… and NO… I haven’t had a penis enlargement… We have found some hardcore porn you can watch at work!

It’s not easy to find ‘Safe for work porn’ but with the aid of some animation and a lot of time we have managed it. This is funny porn too, I bet you will be sharing this around with your mates. My favourite parts are the dude fucking the pinball machine and the girl getting a load of skittle sweets in her mouth after a blowjob! Funny as fuck!

This whole post makes me think that we should find some good office porn as well so if any of you fancy banging the secretary and filming some office porn, that would be awesome!

What is your favourite part of this safe for work porn? Is there any famous sex scenes or porno you think we could make into ‘Safe for work porn’ next?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today’s Agony Allan question is sat here ready for me to answer, so here we go…

Hey Allan, I need your sex advice.

Thanks Allan!

Okay, so you’re a big Fanny Farter as we like to call it here in the UK, or most commonly know as queefing! Yes, your right it’s fucking hilarious when it happens! It’s a great party trick if you can do it on command! I can also imagine, though, it can be quite off putting for your man, especially if he pulls out, about to cum all over your tits and hears a huge fart sound! How to prevent it… well scientifically queefing is when air escaps from your pussy. His thrusting during intercourse pushes air into you, which fills the space in the inner part of your pussy that has expanded from the size of his cock, so any shift in body position or a deep thrust can force that air out, resulting in the queef! So technically it’s the blokes fault! It is actually quite common, when my missus and I have been at it for ages, she sometimes lets one go… make sure you’re lubed up to max, make sure your fella gets you nice and juicy down their! The main way to prevent it is to change positions. The queefing can happen when your in a position where your pussy is high in the air. For example if you are in the doggy style position, so try and change positions and hopefully it will eliminate your problem, meaning making your sex life more excitable too!

I have also known some girls to pysically push down on their stomachs before sex to try and release air if they have major problems with queefing. But honestly queefing is one of those things girls think WAY too much of, although you fella might be getting tired of your farting sounds during sex, we dont really care anywhere near as much as you do, believe me.

So there we go, more sex tips for you! If you need sex tips or sex advice send me an email on our contact page.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Who are Hollywoods most annoying couple? Sorry, did I write annoying? I meant sexy! Well the answer is Brangelina… Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie… A perferct match if you ask me… I bet you Brad Pitt has a big cock, you can just tell by the way he walks… and the hot chicks he has managed to fuck… Angelina Jolie has something better than a big cock… (although she might have one of those too) she has Big Lips! Perfect for a blowjobs! Which brings me on to todays role-play game. Brangelina!

In his Celebrity porn game we take you back to the time when Brangelina first met! Obviously for legals reasons, this may not have gone down exactly as it has in my game today, but we live in hope! So sexy Brad meets horny celebrity Angelina. Your first task is to choose the right chat up lines…! Brad isn’t as smooth as you would think! Once you’ve done that, they go for a boat race… followed by a very long fuck and blowjob in the hotel! You control all of this, you even tell Brad when to cum!

These celebrities spend their whole life’s trying to hide what goes on behind closed doors, so you can’t blame us for trying to hazard a guess in this role-play celebrity porn game?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Before I worked for RedTube, any half decent girl just walking down the street would give me a boner but since I took residence here as the blog host my standards have got really high! All of the girls we post about are beautiful, The RedTube Blog doesn’t do ugly. But today, after flicking through a few potential pornstar galleries, this Aletta Ocean jumped up and hit me in the face. Check out sexy pornstar Aletta Ocean!

Aletta Ocean is 23 and Hungarian! These photos make me hungry for her pussy! I would ruin that hole!… Sorry… got caught in the moment. She won the 2010 AVN Awards for Female Foreign Performer of the Year and Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production! Go team Aletta! I love Hungarian porn!

It’s very hard to write about because I am so in love with these photos, I just want to look at them! But pornstar Aletta Ocean really has pushed my buttons with these new images! She might actually be my all time favourite pornstar now! What do you think? I’d be interested to hear your comments. I’ve spoilt you with related videos of this sexy girl also!

You can see more hot babes like Aletta Ocean by clicking on cruisinggirls.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Okay, so this is very out of character for me, but today we are celebrating girls that are LEAVING porn! I know! I know! Why would we want to do that? Well as kinky pornstars Delilah Strong and Devaun explain to us, the shelf life or a pornstar can only be a year or two… so you need to get in… fuck hard… and get out! But the good news is, these two girls want to go out with a bang!

Pornstars Delilah Strong and Devaun are off to do very different things… Delilah is to model and Devaun is to sell real estate… Well at least it proves there is life after death! Because I know that to me… any girl leaving the industry is like a death in the family… One less hardon! These girls do go out in a kinky style in either a gang bang or being tied up and fucked by a machine! At least they will have fond memories! There are plenty of other girls in this behind the scenes video and lots of kinky porn also, although Delilah Strongs story was the best for me, and how stupid and small-minded people can be towards what she did for a living!

If you like this, you can find more sexy and kinky videos on kink.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!