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This game is a bit like that retro ping pong… tennis game that we had in the 80′s! Remember that? Okay, just me then! It’s pretty simple to work out after you have stared at it for 3 hours like I did, thinking ‘How the fuck do I get this game to work… what do I do??? I could have had 40 wanks in the time I’ve taken to get this thing going’… Well I am proud of myself, because after pressing the help button and getting what looked like Norwegian… I worked out that it’s not the mouse you have to click, you use the ARROW KEYS!

So in this sexy game, you use those keys to split parts of the board off and make the sexy chick appear!… She’s actually more of a biker girl… And I have no idea what that dude standing behind her is trying to do!!  If you get hit by one of those weird bottle top things, you loose a life! Okay, this might not look like the worlds most exciting game, but it’s addictive and everyone likes a feisty biker girl… right?

Oh fuck off and have a wank then if you are going to be like that…

Allan Lake
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Sexy Poll Results time! Last week I asked you about how much noise you think a girl should make whilst you fuck her… Are you the type of person that wants your sexy chick to scream out ‘FUCK ME MORE’… or are you more the type of dude that thinks silence is golden?

So here are the results:

Talk dirty, moan and groan… be loud! – 81%
Say loving things in my ear… Sweetheart! – 19%
Shut the fuck up. Don’t wake the neighbours – 0%

Well, that’s a first! The first time an option in one of our sexy polls has got 0%!!! Not one of you like quiet sex! Only nine percent of you like it loving and then the majority of us like dirty talk, and loud moaning and groaning! Good for us!!!

Here is a question for you to comment on below… If you’re all so dirty in bed, what is the weirdest… funniest or damn right fucking insane thing that someone has said to you during sex? I can’t wait to read these replies!

Allan Lake
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Check out sexy pornstar Collette! Firstly, I’m so excited she took that fucking awful blue dress off! I am no fashion expert as you will notice from all pictures of me dressed like a school boy all over this site… But sexy young chicks with a nice wet pussys should not be wearing something that looks like a jellyfish being eaten by a squid!

It all gets better as sexy pornstar Collette gets naked and starts fucking herself with that dildo! Talk about a romantic date with a sex toy! This piece of plastic looks like it’s ready to wine, dine and sixty nine Collette!

I can’t decide if the wicker couch is a turn on or not? Pornstar Collette needs to get down to Ikea maybe and spend a bit of cash! You can check out more hot chicks and their sexy bodies with big dildos on cruisinggirls.com.

Allan lake
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Another day, another Agony Allan! This is today’s:

Hi Allan, it’s my first time writing. My bf and I have an amazing sex life. I love oral, both giving and receiving, it’s very hard to make my bf cum during a blowjob. Any suggestions?

Well what a wonderful chick you are for caring about doing it right! I can help you! The first thing you’ve got to remember during giving a blowjob… is keep those fucking teeth AWAY! There is nothing worse than a toothy blowjob! It hurts, it feels weird and it puts you off sex for at least 24 hours… or maybe that’s just me.

Now the important thing is out of the way… let’s get down to business… if you want your guy to cum you need to make sure that he is relaxed before… don’t just go in for the kill but go slow and take your time! For me, the best blowjobs are wet… slow… and when she takes her time… they are not fast thrusts… Everyone has their own techniques, and you have to find yours, but in general it’s important to notice what feels good for him and what doesn’t feel so good. My sex advice would be to try everything that comes into your head (excuse the pun)… lick it, suck it… move up and down. You will soon get a good idea of what is turning your bloke on… and when you feel that extra bit of blood pump into his dick… intensify what ever you are doing!

A little tip from me, I love it when my girl holds the base of my cock with one hand, tickles my balls with the other whilst sucking my length and going down really deep. In fact, Im starting to get a little boner right now thinking about it!

So, that should do the trick! It’s down to you whether or not you spit or swallow!… If you swallow, he is bound to be more relaxed, he doesn’t have to worry about telling you ‘WHEN’.

I hope my sex tips have come in handy, if you need any sex advice send me an email via our contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

When one of the guys in the RedTube office sent me this cartoon porn parody, I loved it so much that I nearly sent him a bunch of flowers to say thanks… but that would have made me look a bit gay!

This is brilliant, a Cartoon Porn Parody of the sex scene from Avatar… One of the best biggest movies ever! After watching the actual film, I have fantasized about these blue aliens (the Na’vi) fucking… and even though they use their ponytails to fuck with… I still think it’s pretty fucking hot! The question is, how would a human fuck one of the blue chicks? Could you stick your dick into that ponytail? Is the clit up there too? So many questions!

Enjoy this funny and sexy cartoon Avatar porn parody, we are looking for more of these to bring you real soon!

Allan Lake
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