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Welcome to the Lurve Lounge! We would have called it Love Lounge but didn’t want to sound like pussy’s. This sexy porn game is here to help you improve your aim and make you think about having ‘Safe Sex’, so next time you are wanking over a RedTube video, you can shoot your load into the bin and not the curtains! It’s a nightmare to get out of fabrics, you just ask my cleaner! And if masturbation isn’t your thing, it will remind you to rubber up when doing the deed!

So the Lurve Lounge game is pretty simple, a bit like me! Just use the space bar to shoot the dick and get the load into the condoms.. Warning, if you miss too much… you will make a baby! Get three babies, and just like real life, you are fucked!!! “Allan Lake, Promoting Safe Sex”… The queen should fucking knight me!

I scored 160, tell me what you get in this sexy porn game!

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It’s days like this that I want to praise the lord for the invention of the camera! Just fucking look at this sexy chick! Pornstar Monika Vesela really is something else, young, sexy and she has those ‘Come fuck me’ eyes! And yes, Monika Vesela, I will fuck you… I will cum as a well!

So I was trying to find out a bit of information about this hot bit of ass, but when I google Monika Vesela… I get a myspace page as well as a few sexy photos of her in a football strip! Let me tackle you love! It’s my job to research and bring you info on all the girls in these sexy pornstar galleries, but I can’t find anything about her! So… here is a little task for you lot…. See what you can find out about her, and post a comment below! See if you can so better than me!

If you like Pornstar Monika Vesela and want to see more sexy babes like her, check out twistys.com.

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Welcome young pornstar Nichole Heiress to my RedTube Blog! Now make sure you are nice to this beauty from Ohio… Nichole Heiress has only been in the porn industry for three months and we don’t want to scare her off just yet! Not until we have at least tried anal!

So there is no dick action in this porno, just Pornstar Nichole Heiress introducing herself and answering some questions for the horny camera man! Dude, why the hell did you not fuck her??! He is a pro though, when Nichole Heiress was taking her bra off too fast, he said “SLOWLY! People are trying to find the lube right now”! Correct!!

Nichole Heiress isn’t a Heiress, the only thing she was handed down in life was a fucking smoking body and she bought herself a cracking pair of tits! What makes a girl like this want to have ‘Sex for money’..? Well what a waste it would be otherwise! Great Boob Job!

See more sexy porn videos like this on premiumhdv.com.

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It is L.A. porn week on my wonderful RedTube Blog! A week full of sexy video interviews and behind the scenes footage with some of L.A.’s hottest pornstars! We gave you part one of this video yesterday, and now its time for part two of my visit to the Desperate Blackwives set!

First in this video, we meet pornstar Imani Rose! She is one of the sexiest black chicks I’ve ever met… and let me tell you, interviewing this girl when she was completely naked and touching my leg was INSANE! She gave me the worlds biggest boner! Imani Rose was great in the interview and really fucking dirty, but on the set she also had me helping her out taking personal photos of her and the other girls for her collection… I used my boner as a tripod! She really is one of the best young talents around at the moment!

We also met porn legend Lexington Steele… google him! He has the biggest black cock I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing! 12 years on and this guys is still starring, making movies and doesn’t show any signs of stopping! Lexington Steele was great to chat to!

Finally, you get to see my reaction as we sit in whilst the guys are fucking!!! DO NOT MISS THIS! Imani Rose, Lexington Steele and Nyomi Banxxx, all fucking like rabbits!

Tomorrow we have more from my trip to L.A.!

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Its been a few days since I have given some Agony Allan Advice, so lets see if I have lost my touch or not.

This is today’s emails:

Dear Allan,

Please help im 19 and been going with this guy for a year. He won’t try any new positions and im getting bored!!

Any advice??

Well let me give you some sex advice on this… you are 19 years old so I guess you are at that time of life where you are feeling horny most of the time! And what a bummer that your bloke isn’t stepping up to the mark… There are a couple of reasons why this could be.

If he’s like most men, he is probably insecure, he may not have tried many postions before and might not rate himself very much. If this is the case, there could be a very simple fix… Talk to him and tell him how great he is in bed, build his ego up… then you make the first move and try a different postions on him first! Maybe a bit of reverse cowgirl… maybe 69 him… Try something that you haven’t done with him before… Once he sees you being proactive, I think he will feel more comfortable and he will be fucking you over the kitchen sink in no time at all!

Saying that, some people are just old fashioned in bed and don’t like trying tonnes of postions, if that is the case… you should maybe consider your future… sex isn’t everything… but its something!!

I hope this helps, please let me know what happens and if he starts stepping up to the mark!

If you want sex advice or sex tips from me, Agony Allan… Email via the contact page.

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