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I love RedTube and I spend hours wanking over it every week! I wank so much that I am getting bored! I am looking for ways to spice it up a bit… Do you have any advice?
Masturbation is fucking great! I’m married, I have a great sex life… but still… you just cannot beat a good wank every now and then! So I completely understand what you mean, it can get boring just pumping your fist. So let me share some knowledge with you that I have picked up! Firstly… The ‘sitting on your hand thing’ doesn’t work for me, and it doesn’t feel like someone else is tossing you off… it just hurts your hand!
Okay, so you are logged onto RedTube, you have got two pornstars fucking each other really hard in some hardcore porn. Let’s see what we can do with that cock of yours… This one sounds gay porno, but I bet most of your mates have tried it even though they won’t admit it. As you wank, with the other hand, put your index finger up your asshole! Trust me, if you do it as you are spunking your load…. FUCK…. its good!
Agony Allan Masturbation technique number two involves a shit load of baby oil, laying on your back and doing as you do best… Wank! This might sound boring, but trust me… do this properly and it’s good! So cover your cock in as much baby oil as you can… lay on your back and pump ya dick as usual… BUT just as you feel like you are going to cum… LET GO! Give it a 20 seconds… go fast again…. then as you are about to cum…. STOP!! It’s fucking awesome! It gets to a point when you can’t stop, and you blow your load… but be warned… you will cover anything within a mile radius with jizz! And it feels so good!
To my readers, feel free to add some wanking ideas below! I’m spent!
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