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Sex Advice time with Agony Allan… this is todays email:

I am a Chinese man, who has been in the UK for 9 years. My white friends are always laughing at my Chinese little dick! But I think I have an ok size dick and I am really good in the bed. However, I have never had sex with white girls, coz I am not sure what they think about it!! Please help!!!!!

Thanks for your email! Your friends are laughing at your little dick? How are they seeing it? Do you regularly walk around with it hanging out? Listen up dude… I bet your mates dicks are not much bigger, if anything they are probably smaller! Anyway, they should be more interested in chicks than looking at your penis, so fuck ‘em!

If you think your dick size is ok, then that’s great, but even if it was a tad on the small side… trust me… it’s what you do with it… not about its length! If you can fuck a chinese girl good, then I bet you can fuck a white chick just as easy. There is no race difference when it comes to fucking… sex is sex and it feels great whatever creed or colour your are sticking it in.

You want my advice? Go out this weekend, hunt down a white chick and show her what you are made of… I bet after that, you will never question your ability again! These white girls will eat you all up! And once you’ve done all the white girls, start on the cute black ones…!

Good sex tips? Yeah I think so! If you have a question about sex that you want my advice on, email me via this contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Now we have been here before, but this time we have a different chick to strip! This game tests your ability to think with your head and dick at the same time!

This is math strip and if you haven’t already worked it out, it’s a simple case of doing the math, typing the correct answer and then she gets more and more naked! Awesome!… There is nothing like a school teacher doing a striptease!

I love this game because this sexy pornstar teacher reminds me of the French teacher I had when I was eleven years old… I used to try and get detention just so she would make me stay behind after class… I don’t think I have had so many wet dreams about one person in all my life! Although… I saw her recently and 16 years on, I think she had more chance of actually wetting herself than giving me a wet dream!

Enjoy this sexy porn game!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Every week on the blog we set a poll! You can vote in the current one in the top right hand corner of the RedTube Blog! So last week the question we asked was, How much time do you spend on foreplay?

And these are the results:

20 mins and over- It’s the best part of sex! 55%

Nothing! I go straight for the kill! 3%

Okay, so you lot love foreplay! I am shocked! Yeah, I guess the girls would say that but guys!?! I thought you would all be like me and just want a little, then down to the real pussy pounding action!

My wife is lucky to get 5 minutes from me, which makes me think that I should start trying harder!

Currently I do a lot of finger action, can you suggest anything else I can fill my foreplay time with?

Comment below and let me know what you think!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

She little, she’s Asian and I’ve got bigger tits than her… but that doesn’t stop Pornstar Lucy Lee giving me a raging hard on! It’s not what you have, it’s what you do with it, and she fucking knows that to do with it!

If Asian porn is your persuasion, then Lucy Lee really is the girl for you! I’ve never seen rock hard nipples like hers before on such petite tits, but yeah, it just makes you wanna suck on them and call her mummy! This pornstar gallery will hopefully remind you of warmer times as Lucy Lee chills by the pool!

I think I have neglected Asian Porn a little on this blog… so tell me, which Asians stars would you like to see more of? Comment below! We have tonnes of Asian porn if you want to see more!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Do you remember a few weeks back we gave you this parody of the movie Avatar? Well, today we have something from the Cartoon series Avatar! To be honest, I thought I owed you a good blowjob simulation game after I posted a skeleton blowjob yesterday… and a vampire one before that! You can’t get enough head!!

This Hentai cartoon series is as a live-action film adaptation in cinemas now apparently… so this little blowjob teaser will definitely make you want to go and see the full series right?? In fact who cares about the fucking cinema, I am now a fully fledged Hentai fan, so I’m happy to sit at home all day watching all of the great Hentai porn on RedTube!

One thing, when you press ‘cum’… notice how much jizz comes out of her nose! How amazing would that be to see it in a real porno!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!