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A common occurrence is now explained in this really funny short porn video! Okay… I say porn, there are no naked chicks in it… but it will make your porn loving faces smile.

So how to explain sticky keys to your kid… masturbation in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep? No, don’t be so rude you dirty bastards! It’s the Lubriderm Fairy, and this video explains the truth about the ‘lotiony’ computer mouse.

This funny cartoon porn will make you smile… but in all seriousness, it is a nightmare when wanking and something kits the keys…. or you cum on your hand and then forget… ooops… it’s all over the mouse! Why the hell did they make cum so hard to remove! Ever got it in a birds hair? You won’t be blown for a while after that mishap.

Allan Lake
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Man this game is sexy… but really fucking frustrating! I think I’m gonna need a new Mac Book Pro if Steve Jobs from Apple is reading this (which I bet he does)… Because after losing this game (always right at the last moment)… I am two more goes away from throwing this machine over the balcony!

So you might find something similar to this adult sex game at your local county fair… Usually a big wire… connected to a loud buzzer… if you get the ring right to the end without setting the buzzer off… you win some sweets or a goldfish… something shitty… Well this game of pipes is so much better… the girls strip each time you win! Thats why it’s so frustrating to loose!

Let me know how naked you can get these pornstars…

Allan Lake
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Sexy Poll Results time is here! Each week we do a little poll on something filthy and dirty… you have to just choose an option! It’s pretty simple! To take part in this weeks Poll about which place has the best girls… click in the top right hand corner (ish)!

So the question I asked last week was ‘You are on a first date… What are your rules?’… I.e Do you intend to get to know someone better in the mind… maybe a kiss or do you go out with the goal to fuck them?… So here we go:

You are on a first date… What are your rules?:

I fuck on a first date! 47%

I do usually kiss 26%

I don’t kiss 13%

I grope and kiss 8%

I get a blowjob on a first date… 6%

Thank you for your honesty… I would go out with the intention to fuck on the first date… but it’s always just been a kiss, oh and there was a blowjob once or twice. I never get to fuck on the first date, but I would if the opportunity presented itself. At the end of the day, people date because they want to find a partner… which includes someone to fuck, so why wait? Might as well jump straight in and see if the sex is good!

Your thoughts?

Allan Lake
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Meet Todd… He is the big wig at sportsheets.com… And these are the world’s best invention! So much so, I have demanded that he send me one asap! It’s a bedsheet that you place on your normal bed, and you get all these sex toy accessories, which as you will see from this video… come in very handy! Hand cuffy!

So firstly, RedTube Blog favourite pornstar Angel Long decided she wants to try it out with me and a little instruction from Todd… The doggy strap has a vibrating part that goes over her clit… and as you can see… it drives her wild! Vice-versa… on my balls, this thing is insane! Angel Long loved every second of it… we made so much noise that I think we drew the crowd away from Dita Von Teese all over to Sportsheets!
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Today’s pornstar gallery is all about a girl with a curl! Okay… to be honest… we weren’t given her name so we had to come up with some clever reason to post these pictures of this hot pornstar. I have no idea what her name is… but if someone can tell me, I will give you a credit in my next blog!

Okay so down to my picture review! What can I say, I wish I knew her name so I can find her on Facebook and fuck her? There is something about curly haired girls… and this one really is curly! I wonder if she grew her pubes… would they be as curly as her hair? Hair can be as sexual as a pussy to me… pulling on it turns me on big time!

Anyway, who is this curly pornstar? Someone help me! Let’s get a name and then next week we will hunt her down and find another pornstar gallery from Mrs Curls… but next time we will name her!

Allan Lake
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