RedTube Porn Blog

So, to bore you with the technical details… these blogs are not thrown together (I know, hard to believe), the guys in the office hunt down some of the best material and pass it over to me for inspection! Sometimes I even get a little description so I have an idea of what the film is about… Always handy! Although this was todays write up:

“Jolie Interview, whew, this horny sexy mature reminds me of my french teacher when I was in college.”

Well good for you ‘anonymous’ RedTube worker…. But maybe you could describe the video in a bit more detail? Like did you fuck this french teacher…. Did she come on to you when you were a 18…. and why the fuck did you want to learn french?

So thanks to anilos.com for giving this clip to our french speaking co-worker… Do you have anything pornstars that look like any of his family? I just fancy fucking with him!

About the video, this is MILF pornstar Jolie, she’s 34…. but in the rough areas near my house… most 19 year olds are mothers… so technically MILFs! This is the description from her actual site (nothing French related OFFICE) “Buxom blonde bombshell, Jolie enjoys showing off her toned body and her full breasts. This fit tanned cougar loves the fact that you will be watching her as she has some of the most intense orgasms of her life!”. See, that’s how it’s done!

Enjoy my MILF Monday with Pornstar Jolie!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Agony Allan Time… as you can see from the photo, I know what I am talking about when it comes to Sex Advice, these two girls didn’t even know each other until I walked into the room!

It’s another ‘Dick Special’… But this time it’s a different story! Big dick… but premature ejaculation! Booooo!

Hi Allan..,

This is Gagan here from India.. Well the size of my penis is large but I discharge early… My age is 19 right now but I don’t know what to do. I’m scared to fuck any girl, only 1 question comes in my mind, that I would be able to satisfied her or not… please let me know how can I control myself..

Dude, it’s easy for me to understand this and give good sex tips and sex advice because I had the same problem with premature ejaculation until I met my wife! I’ll get really personal and tell you about my sex life… why not? I have always came really early with every girl, unless I am drunk (I don’t drink anymore). My wife and I have lots of sex, but I still used to cum within minutes or less, especially because she has a great body… I’m bound to say that, but you just ask the guys in our office… For an ugly dude, I got lucky!! So sex advice, I solved it! I now last for over 5 mins… and this is what I learnt in what I like to call “Allan Lakes seven steps to stopping Premature Ejaculation”:
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Check out this sexy Pornstar Gallery from Janet Alfano! What a fucking hotty:

As you can tell from my recent galleries, I am a big fan or smaller natural tits! It’s a new thing for me! Pornstar Janet Alfano has a lovely tight pussy as well, in general she has a perfect body. One I wouldn’t mind a night with!

She has had a few AVN nominations so hopefully we will get to see her when we go over to the AVN awards in Vegas this January!

So enjoy little Miss Janet Alfano, a perfect start to a sexy weekend I think!

Allan Lake
RedTube Blog Host!

I wish my boss was as generous as this one… She sends you on an Ocean Cruise trip with a boat full of sexy babes:

The object of this adult sex game is Meet’n'Fuck! This is a great role-play game, you even get to use an iPhone!! Games are going up in the world!

You have to answer a lot of general knowledge questions before you get anywhere, but if your brain is in gear… you’ll be banging in no time! These girls love asking questions, my advice… have google open and cheat. It’s quicker to bang these cartoon porn girls that way!

Enjoy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Another Advent Calendar moment as we open our final door on this years Exxxotica 2010 adult Expo! And what an amazing trip it was! I can’t wait for our next trip, which rumour has it might be Las Vegas for the AVN’s! Woo!

First of all, Pornstar icon Gianna Lynn talks to us about her 10 year career and being in the AVN hall of fame! Apparently she is old school and wants to be done missionary. Doesn’t Gianna Lynn talking about swallowing make you wanna jizz right night!

Now it’s time to bring myself back home and speak to welsh pornstar Sophie Dee! She is a true brit girl and makes me proud to live in Cardiff!

It’s only right to get two cougars to kiss after all that excitements, oh… and feel their tits! To quote “I fucked her with a dildo”… time to leave!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!