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What times is it? Well about 8 am in the UK… but the correct answer is Agony Allan time! Today’s sex tips are about dating and this is the email I received:

Dear Allan,

I’m 30 and I haven’t had a boyfriend for 5 years. I’ve had the odd fuck, but nothing serious. I’m not sure how to get back into the dating game and would really appreciate your advice!

Thanks for the email. This is really geeky but I am a big fan of dating online… Is doesn’t have to be a paid dating site, social networking sites like Facebook are pretty awesome for finding people to love, fuck and buy you drinks! I think you need to not think of dating as a ‘big thing’, just think of it as an extension to flirting!

Don’t put all your eggs into one basket either, spread your love a little! That doesn’t mean you have to fuck around behind peoples backs, but meet lots of people and give yourself plenty of options. Don’t fall into the trap of falling for the first person you find just because you have been off the dating circuit for a while!

I hope that helps! If you want any sex tips of sex advice, email me via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Well who would have thought that some game I used to play on my game boy back in the 90′s would end up being so hot! Welcome to today’s Adult Sex Game… Sexy Tetris:

If you don’t know how to play Tetris then go and look it up and come back later!

The controls are easy, use the arrow keys to move the shapes around and make the colours disappear… You might notice that our little CGI hottie might have some clothing disappear too! This is fun… and kills hours when you are waiting at a airport… Trust me!

If only the gameboy had a woman that would strip whilst you played on it… Little boys all over the world have never left their rooms!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It might be a few days after Christmas, but we are keeping the XXX-mas cheer coming until the new year! I was sat in snowy London writing these blogs but yesterday we arrived in Tampa, Florida. The sun is shining so the only piece of XXX-mas I have left is this blog!

Today’s sexy pornstar gallery comes from Pornstar Megan! Thanks to vivthomas.com for these sexy pictures!

It looks like Pornstar Megan was given a red sex toy for XXX-mas, that’s our favourite colour! It’s funny because Pornstar Megan looks like someone I know… So whilst wanking over theses pictures, I had a few weird thoughts! And no… she doesn’t look like my sister! Sick!

Enjoy this sexy pornstar gallery!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You know that song that goes ‘Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight’? Well screw the actual Santa because his little helper looks a lot more attractive! This is College girl Bailey and I’m guessing that even though she is dressed to impress Santa, she is going to be on the Naughty list after he sees this video:

So pornstar Bailey decided that she is fed up of being directed in pornos and instead she grabs a camera and directs her own shoot! Not bad for a first timer! This teen is clearly going to have a long career in our industry! I have never been so fascinated with watching a girl put her own bra and knickers on before… Reality porn at it’s best!

This is another great behind the scenes video and comes to you courtesy of our friend on exploitedcollegegirls.com. Check them out to see more!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I love the festive season! But even Agony Allan doesn’t get a break, I feel just like Santa! Today’s email is pretty tricky, but I will give it a bash:

Hey Allan,

Happy Holidays to everyone at RedTube! I need some advice. I’m a married man and have been for 6 years. I was unfortunate enough to work on christmas day and the only other person in the office was a woman that I have known for some years, she is really hot and I have fancied her for most of that time. On Christmas day she said to me ‘Do you want your Christmas present now or later?’ I asked her what it was and she said ‘A night alone with me!”.

She has never flirted with me before but seemed pretty genuine. I said ‘Let me think about it’ to which she said ‘Okay, and before you ask, I’m not joking’. I am really thinking about! She is gorgeous and I would love to do it but is cheating on my wife such a great idea?’. Please tell me what you think.

Okay, thanks for your email. I know people cheat, some say it’s human instinct but you have to ask yourself is it worth risking your whole marriage for? Yeah the chances are your wife won’t find out, but I have a feeling that if you go through with this, it will probably become something else (unless you suck in bed). If you have itchy feet in your marriage then maybe you shouldn’t be married, but I think you should deal with that before you start cheating and breaking hearts.

Hey, at the end of the day you are a free spirit and don’t have to take my sex tips or advice, but just give it some serious consideration before you do anything!

If you want sex tips or sex advice from Agony Allan… Email moi via our contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!