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Sex Advice by Agony Allan – Help me with my naughty New Years Resolution!

Happy New Year! 2011 here we come! Let’s start the new year by helping a dude out with some sex tips and sex advice! I am always around if you want advice on anything sexual, just email me via my contact form! So, this is todays message:

Agony Allan on the RedTube BlogDear Allan,

I broke up with my girl in December, she was my first real girlfriend as I was with her since the age of 17. Five years later we decided to call it quits and although I really want to find someone new, I have never had a one night stand! My new years resolution is to have one before I get into another proper relationship, What can I do?

Cheers for the email! It’s not the average Agony Allan for me today, but I am very up for helping you have a one night stand! What a great new years resolution! Let’s break down what you want… You want to fuck someone but after the fuck you don’t want anything to do with them again. This rules out anyone you know, do not have a one night stand with a friend. Feelings are annoying and it will only come back to bite you in the ass later!

Here is what you need to do… Leave town for weekend. Maybe go on a lads vacation or night. One night stands usually involves drink on both sides of the party, so get drunk! Next step… Clubbing! Get on the dance floor, even if it’s not your thing, just go down like the shark you are and stake your claim! Don’t just pick the first girl you see, keep your options open!

Most importantly, don’t share a room with your mates. Get yourself a nice hotel close by. When you wake up in the morning… if she asks for your number… give it to her! Just mess the last 3 digits up! Always works for…. erm… my mates! 🙂

Happy New Year!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

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