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Funny pictures make the world go round, I get tonnes every week on my email and I thought it was about time I started sharing them with you! If you find something porn related online that you think will bring a smile to my face, please send me a url via my contact form!

This one is a classic… What are the cast of Toy Story looking at??? Look closely… look again!

Oh… I never knew that Andy had grown up to be such a big boy!!! HA HA!

Send me more stuff like this and I will be sure to give you credit on the blog! Hit the share buttons on the left hand side of this blog and make your friends smile with some funny porn pics!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So the USA has the AVN awards for porn but here in the UK we have the SHAFTA awards from naughty TV channel, Television X.

SHAFTA stands for ‘Soft and Hard Adult Film and Television Awards’ and really is a place for us brits to celebrate our pornstars! Even if you are not in the UK, you will know a lot of our top talent like Angel Long and MILF Tanya Tate. We are supporting the SHAFTA’s this year and will be down on the Red Carpet speaking to some of the top totty! So please check out the nominations and vote for your favourite to win! Just visit televisionx.com/shafta.

My favourite category is ‘Best Online Scene’, so here is a little preview.

My vote personally goes to Pornstar Sheila Vogel, she is the UK’s older pornstar and is grandmother to X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel, I bet Simon Cowell has seen that video a few times! Dirty sod!

So please, whether you are in the UK or not, take the time to vote in our porn awards on televisionx.com/shafta.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Lets get straight down to another Agony Allan email, someone else is after some sex tips and sex advice.

Hey Allan,

This blog is awesome! I am a virgin and whenever I try to have sex with my partner I either lose my boner or cum as I enter… I tried masturbating but my wanks can’t pass three mins no matter how hard I try… I’m scared shitless. Also my penis has a downward curve. Advice pleeeeeeez!!!!!!
Love da site btw.

I guess that you are young because you are a virgin… I maybe wrong! I had the exact same problem when I used to have sex as a 18 year old…. I was so excited and would enter and then just cum, premature ejaculation is very common when young. I have some good sex tips for you though… When wanking, bring yourself right to the point of cuming, then let your hands go and don’t touch your dick! Give it ten seconds, then try it again… DON’T CUM! Do this routine until your balls just can’t last any longer. This is good training for the bedroom too, when you start to last a little longer than just entering.

My other sex tip is… Cum before sex… get a BJ… wank… do anything you can… then you should last longer in bed as your balls are not as full!

As for the not getting hard, you are just nervous. It will pass! And my dick curves like a banana, dont worry about it and take a look here, dicks are not always straight! Especially if you are a gay dude! HA HA! I’m so funny!

If you need sex tips or sex advice, contact me via my contact form… Male or Female… I want to hear from you all!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

We always get great role-play games from meetandfuckgames.com – They are king of kinky games, so make sure you check them out! Today you play a hentai dude who is on a first date… And what do all men want on a first date??? TO GET LAID!!

Tom and Mellisa meet on a dating website, Tom is a kinky little fucker who is telling Mellisa anything she wants to hear… All he wants is a cheeky photo of her tits on his iPhone… which leads to going home and fucking the living daylights out of this hentai chick.

A great part of this game is the ‘car blowjob’… I’d love to get a BJ on the highway, but to be honest I am a bit of a pussy, I would be so scared of getting caught!

This is a fun adult sex game and has plenty of hot hentai action in, enjoy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So time for another one of our infamous pornstar interviews, today we have Pornstar Brandy Blairs Interview from nubiles.net.

So Pornstar Brandy Blair is 19 years old and has the nicest tits and ass I have ever seen on a teen, a body like this usually takes a lot longer to cultivate, but someone obviously gave this little flower some plant food! As well as porn, she is a dancer. Brandy Blair does Hip Hop, Jazz and Ballet… I guess that makes her really flexible in the bedroom.

Pornstar Brandy Blair has a very special look about her and you will soon understand what I mean after seeing this video, she is not your typical pornstar and her face has a special quality which I am kinda falling for! I’m off to find more Brandy Blair porn, I think I am in love.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!