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This will make you smile from cheek to cheek:

‘I wish my girlfriend banged me this hard’, that’s hilarious! I’ve seen some funny stuff written on the back of a car before, but that really wins any competition!

My favourite thing to see in the road are dirty white vans, I saw one recently that had ‘This is as dirty as my life gets’.

Next time you see a dirty van, write something RedTube related on it… Then email me the picture via my contact form.. best dirty van wins a prize!

Allan Lake
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Oi… PUSSY! Stay still!… No, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to our new adult sex game… Pussytracker:

It’s simple, all you have to do is please the pussy and try not to blow your load… Sounds easy? Have you ever fucked a pornstar before?? It’s not as simple as it sounds.

Lady Eve is a pornstar that needs to be satisfied, so give her 20 orgasms and you win! I can’t remember the last time I gave a woman one orgasm… let alone 20! I don’t mind if a girl fakes, as long as she sounds convincing! Enjoy this adult sex game!

Allan Lake
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Check out today’s sexy pornstar gallery from Cassie Young! She’s so hot we needed two sets of pictures:

Pornstar Cassie Young is your perfect girl if you are into blondes… and man… I AM INTO BLONDES! She’s all natural in the tits department which is good to see, we are all partial to a bit of plastic but its nice to get the real thing once in a while.

I’ve done my research on pornstar Cassie Youngs work and she can make a guy cum in seconds, this broad has the magic touch. Her two little tattoos tell me that this girl is certainly reaching for the stars, I’m not sure what the height of stardom is in porn but I guess its means getting fucked by someone like Peter North, I should put a call in for her!

Allan Lake
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Time for another Agony Allan, if you need sex tips or sex advice just email me via my contact form. This is today’s email:

Hi Allan! Been reading some of your posts and they’re all really useful but I have a burning question for you. My girlfriend got the implant a few months ago and we’ve been using condoms ever since. Is it worth the risk to not wear condoms or do they make enough of a difference to it up? Thanks, Kurt

Hey Kurt, thanks for the email. If a doctor has given your girl the implant then technically it should work. My wife takes the contraceptive pill, we were advised to still use condoms for the first month and then we could go bareback. I would say she should ask the doctor if it’s safe to stop rubbering up, then go for it.

Contraception is like anything in life, it can go wrong… whether it be implants, pills or condoms, but there is a lot less risk than not using anything. If I was you I would speak to the doctor and if they say it’s fine, get down and dirty without a hard hat.

Allan Lake
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Haggis, Braveheart… Drunks… All things that Scotland is famous for… NOT porn. This maybe a RedTube Blog first as today we have a pornstar behind the scenes interview with Scottish ‘Wee Lassie’ Marlyn!

Okay, I know exactly what you are thinking, she sounds English! Well, she was born in Scotland and the cameraman is Scottish so give me a break

Even though pornstar MILF Marlyn has been getting naked for magazines etc for years, this is her first video! After her modelling career she became a manager of a ‘fine dining restaurant’, in Scotland that probably means McDonald’s… (I’m English, it’s fine for me to take the piss out of the Scotts, we do it to each other all the time… Think of it like USA and Canada… What’s that all abooot).

She decided to get naked again but this time with some sex toys and a video camera, she doesn’t look bad at all for a more sexy mature woman. When I was told that we had an older Scottish lady coming on the blog, I assumed it was going to be Susan Boyle with a tartan dildo sticking out of her twat.

This MILF pornstar interview is brought to you by anilos.com where you can check out the full length porn she made after this behind the scenes bit.

Allan Lake
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