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You have heard of the pussy shot before? Well this is a new take on that:

Yes, pets do crop up in the strangest of places. I woke up with a hamster in my hair before, but a pussy coming out of a pussy is real unique. I love this one, it brought a big smile to my face so I had to share it with you.

If you find a funny porn pic online, I want to see it! Send me the URL via my Contact Form.

Allan Lake
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The future is bright! At least when it comes to adult gaming. The Austrian game company ThriXXX, famous for its interactive Sex Simulators, released a demo video showing one of its adult games being controlled by the 3D Motion Controller ‘Kinect’.

As you can imagine, Microsoft was eager to release an official statement in which the company disassociating itself from the porn game and bashing all hopes for a Xbox 360 release of the Sex-Sim. The statement read: “This isn’t the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won’t be the last. Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use. Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect.”
Honestly, what else could you expect of these prude buggers?

BUT… thanks to recent events in the Kinect Hacker community and the Open Sourcing of device drivers, that allowed access to Microsoft’s Xbox 360 motion-sensor under Windows 7 and thus generated the possibility for the company’s to test their Sex Simulator under Kinect control. Hackers unlocked Kinect’s 3D camera for various motion-control demos shortly after the device hit the market in early November 2010. Someone even managed to get it working under Windows 7 just days after its release, resulting in Microsoft squirming for explanation who first denied, then contritely accepted their existence. Tough shit Microsoft, 1:0 for open source!

Brad Abrams, vice president of business development for ThriXXX, admitted that there could be an problem with Microsoft’s license agreement but also said ThriXXX may be able to work around the issue with another company that provides the core technology for Kinect.
No wonder the news spread quickly and sudden publicity even brought ThriXXX’s servers down. Given the strong interest expressed since the release of the demo video Abrams said the company expects to release a working version of the demo technology in April or May 2011.

So let’s hope that this is just the beginning! According to Kyle Machulis, a software engineer and sex tech expert, “Every single bit of technology has been used for sex at some point or another, and as we check out the history of technology, usually it’s at the advent of the technology that this happens. The Gutenberg printing press printed bibles but it also printed erotica.”

It seems we wankers soon will have a new shiny toy to play with!

I’ve just received this new email asking for my sex tip and sex advice… If you have a question, email me right now using my contact form:

Dear Allan,

Is it true that if you cum a lot and then have sex, the possibility of pregnancy is less? Because the sperms decrease?

Thanks.

Yes, after jerking off a few times… your load will be smaller but not enough to stop pregnancy!! You might go from a spoonful of cum to half a spoonful… but you will have little ‘mini me’s’ swimming around in there so don’t rely on this method to stop your chick from getting a bun in the oven! It’s not a form of contraception!

It might sound boring, but always use some kind of protection… Unless you want a baby!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

WARNING!!! This pornstars body is so hot… you shouldn’t look into her tits for more than 5 seconds without some kind of eye protection. You will go blind! This is Pornstar Katie Morgan in a sexy pornstar gallery:

Yes, she is stunning, she has the ‘girl next door’ looking face but the pornstar body!

How does one describe her boobs? Bouncy, big? Suckable… If you can think of any other descriptions… Comment below.

Wikipedia says: “Morgan initially entered the porn industry as a means to pay off her bail and plea bargain after being arrested in 2000 for transporting over 100 lb (45 kg) of marijuana from Mexico into the United States.” Naughty girl… I bet she has more than paid it off now.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

“Hello gorgeous how are you? You are gorgeous… really gorgeous!” How are you? This dude could work on his English a little, but still he manages to find the new cuties like fresh new pornstar Aliana from nubiles.net.

Pornstar Aliana clearly doesn’t understand a word of English either in this pornstar interview, but hey… who needs talking when you have a young hottie like this sat on your sofa?

Pornstar Aliana is a newbie, she’s hasn’t done this before. Someone needs to teach her that she should not wear tops that are misguiding. She looks like she has small tits with it on, but once those puppies are released… we realise the true extend of those love bumps!

I like the interviewers technique of getting her in the bath and soaped up to see if she is good enough for the job, I think I may use this approach next time I look for a housemaid…

There is nothing more to say other than… She is young, she is cute and she has a gorgeous body that I would RUIN! Love this behind the scenes stuff!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!