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Here is today’s email to Agony Allan:

Hey Allan,

According to my wife, I don’t know how to talk dirty during sex. I am usually just quiet when we fuck but my wife has always been vocal. We have only been married a year and I don’t want her to think I’m getting boring already. Teach me!

Thanks for the message. I don’t think you should talk dirty if you don’t want to. I certainly don’t make much noise during sex, although my wife is sometimes pretty vocal. But if you actually feel like trying it, then the art is to not think about what you are saying… use you inner monologue out loud! Or in other words, say what you are thinking!

If you want to make yourself more comfortable saying naughty things out loud, have some fun with it! Perhaps read some erotic stories to her one night, take turns… That will relax the mood!

If you need sex tips or sex advice, I am you man! Just email me by clicking here and selecting ‘Message for Allan Lake’.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

There is something special about a 21 year old with little pert tits, rolling around naked on the beach.

Pornstar Lynn Love is a Miami Chick, She likes girls and guys! This interviewer sounds like a broken record, if he asks ‘Let me ask you a question’ one more time, I might hang myself. He must be praised for his ability to get Lynn Love stripteasing.

Let me ask you a question…. What is Boobers? A really dirty version of Hooters? I need to see this restaurant! Camera dude… give up… She will not fuck you!

Check out who she really fucks instead… Beach babe sex sports on RedTube.com.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Have a look at this piece of art! This naughty creation of designer Andy Kurovets beats everything previously seen and is actually a fully functional computer mouse.

Pressing ‘The Spot’ automatically leads the user to a preselected favourite destination or runs a specific application. Maybe the ladies are now wondering; If the scroll wheel resembles the thing they think (yes, it’s the clit), how the hell are men supposed to find this thing! But after months of thorough testing we can confirm: It’s really not that hard!
Please note that at the moment this is still a conceptual product and there aren’t any shipping… yet! We would also like to point out that while ‘The Spot’ is in the general vicinity of where it anatomically should be, it seems to be not completely functional with the typical gesture required for the real thing stimulation.
Nevertheless… whatever else other mice might offer, only the G-Point s delivers both a superior experience and a penetrating lesson on female anatomy.

As soon as we fire up mass production you can be a porn geek in style using the G-Point, in red and black of course! But remember… it won’t work right unless you buy it perfume and remember it’s birthday.

For someone that is meant to be having a ‘secret fantasy dreams’, this chick looks pretty awake to me, unless she has some sort of magic ability of keeping her eyes open and reading a book whilst she sleeps! This is Secret Fantasy Dreams and it’s todays adult sex game.

It’s easy to operate, easier than a real woman… CGI chicks always are! Just click and hold you right mouse button down on a body part until she is really turned on. Obviously choose a body part that will make her cum… I tried clicking on the book, apparently it’s not a big turn on.

Have fun!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What a Triumph for this dude! Every guy reading this wishes that they had come up with this idea for a photo:

I used to go through my mums catalogues looking for the big tits when I was a kid… My mum would always shout up the stairs ‘Allan, have you been ripping out pages of my catalogue again?’… Yes mum, I’m learning to jerk off up here!

Got a funny porn pic? Send me the link via my contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!