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Thanks to the dudes over at meetandfuckgames.com because they have given us another awesome hentai adult sex game. There is nothing like a bit of role-play to start your Saturday Morning!

You are a secret agent in Washington DC, fucking terrorists are planing to attack the states and you need to stop them! I know, I also thought Bin Laden was dead!

When flying around the world, it might be handy to have google open for some of the questions you get asked, for example, when I visited the UK, I got asked who the prime minister was. Because this game is from last year, she still thought Gordon Brown was in power… but fuck that, this is still a great game and gives you some awesome hentai role-play sex.

Allan Lake
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It’s a double whammy of sexy pornstars on the blog today. Here are Melissa Lauren & Audrey Hollander in a sexy pornstar gallery:

These two are big teases… but seeing two gorgeous names like pornstars Melissa Lauren & Audrey Hollander playing with each other is enough for me!

By the way, Audrey is on the left and Melissa on the right, just search their names on RedTube for some serious hot action from anal to deep throating! These two girls are kinky!

Allan Lake
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Sex advice and Sex tips are my bag! Here is another email from one of you guys asking for help:

Hi Allan. Just found your advice page for the first time, and I’m diggin it. My problem is kinda strange. I don’t want to be conceited, but….. I’m a very attractive 20 year old guy. I hate it. I have problems with anxiety, and sexual tension makes it much worse.

Because of the way I look, I find myself experiencing sexual tension with almost every girl I meet. I don’t get many chances to ignore the tension and just feel uncomfortable around girls. I’m also a virgin. I don’t know if losing the v-card is the problem, or if it’s more complicated than that. (Also, size is definitely not the problem..)

I don’t know how to relax when a girl eyes me down. It’s come to the point where I’ve given up on trying to have sex. How can a lucky guy like me feel so unlucky. Once a girl is interested, I find myself unable to return that interest because anxiety takes hold. Any advice?

Okay, I can imagine a lot of people reading this email might say ‘Fuck off you egoistical bastard’… But that’s not me. I do find it strange that you have anxiety issue but you also hold yourself in such high regard. You could have written the same email to me, but left the ‘I’m so good looking’ part out because it really has no relevance to your problem…. OR DOES IT??

I actually think that the ego you hold is perhaps your problem with the ladies. You are putting yourself on a peddle stool, you are excepting a lot because you think you are giving a lot and the pressure of all of this is giving you anxiety and holding you back… Forget what you look like, I don’t care if you are Brad Pitt… there is no use being Brad Pitt if you can’t fuck Angelina! You need to relax! You get a lot of attention from girls, ignore it for a bit… stop putting so much pressure on yourself and I guarantee you that after you stop thinking about pulling a chick, it will just happen.

When you want something so much, you build it up into a major thing… you have less chance of it happening, you need to want it… release it and just relax as it will happen!

My final words, get that ego in check… a woman doesn’t want to hear about how good looking you are, she wants to hear how great she looks!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Excuse me miss, you appear to have an elephant fucking your pussy…

It happens! I had a goat try to bum me with it’s little horns before, it’s okay, I truly believe it was aiming for my balls!

That is not a happy face from the woman receiving the truck, perhaps she has not slept with a black man so is not used to such big things in her knickers.

The keeper is clearly used to this elephant being kinky, he’s not doing much to stop it, perhaps they have a deal going on? The elephant warms her up, then he steps in to finish the job.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I already gave you mathstrip, now we have mapstrip! An adult sex game with an educational twist!

I don’t like it hard, so I clicked on easy… I still got loads of these geography questions wrong, perhaps it is easier if you actually live in the USA! Don’t give up though, persist… It’s well worth the brain ache to get this chick naked because she is hot… hotter than my geography teacher at school, although he did have a beard!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!