Independence Day. Not just a day to remember Jeff Goldblum’s super sexy victory walk at the end of a mediocre sci-fi film. It is the day the 13 American colonies turned to the British Empire and said “you’re not my mom!” and effed off.
I can think of no better way to celebrate ID4 than to indulge in that pastime, America seems to love so much. I’m talking about high caliber, American made, quasi-incestuous pornography.
Enter FamilyStrokes! In this video, Ryan and Kristen meet each other as step siblings. To their surprise, they’ve met before when they fucked in college.
Does being step siblings mean they should put the kibosh on the sucking and the fucking? By God no! Not in this place! Here we have freedom. Freedom to slap that ass red. Freedom to blow that glorious white load and most importantly, freedom to violently masturbate to this until we’re blue in the face.