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I already gave you mathstrip, now we have mapstrip! An adult sex game with an educational twist!

I don’t like it hard, so I clicked on easy… I still got loads of these geography questions wrong, perhaps it is easier if you actually live in the USA! Don’t give up though, persist… It’s well worth the brain ache to get this chick naked because she is hot… hotter than my geography teacher at school, although he did have a beard!

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Only one word can sum up today’s sexy pornstar gallery, that is: FUCK!! This is Pornstar Victoria Valentino, I am a porn sexpert and I am telling you, this is the hottest gallery we have EVER posted:

You will need to sit down for pornstar Victoria Valentino and her gallery. Would you believe that she is actually MILF material! I bet even her sons jerk off over this sexy gallery.

Victoria loves Al Pacino movies, I’m sure Al would be very happy to be this babes godfather!… There is nothing more to say, I’m wasting valuable jerking off time! This gallery rules!

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Sex Advice time from your pal, Agony Allan! Here is today’s email:

Allan,

My girlfriend won’t let me cum in her mouth, she has never taken a load in her mouth from anyone because she is freaked out by the thought of it. All my past girlfriends used to swallow, so I know how good it feels and I want that feeling back.

Hey and thanks for the email. Cumming in a girls mouth is hot, cumming in her mouth and then having her swallow it right down is fucking hot so I totally see your point… But you can’t make her swallow so if its that important to you and she still won’t do it after my advice, leave her. For her own sake, not just yours!

So, my advice… have a talk to her. Tell her that this one thing would really turn you and she only has to try it once, if she doesn’t like it… fine. Sex is all about trying new things, so perhaps try something on her that you are no so sure about also!

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Here is proof that Barbie wasn’t in love with Ken… Barbie is in love with big black dicks:

Ken didn’t even have a penis, trust me… I stripped my sisters Barbie and Ken enough times to know… So I totally understand why Barbie needs the feel of a real man! She is clinging onto that black dick for dear life!

Who is the chick operating the ‘TOOLS’ though? I think she must have had a really fucked up childhood if she is playing games like that!

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Here is another one of our famous Adult Sex Games… This time it’s all about the roll of a dice!

The winner is the person that rolls the highest number and the prize is this chicks clothes. Yeah, she might just be a binary girl but it’s still worth a play. I think I am becoming attached to these cartoon ladies, at least they don’t answer back and you don’t even have to feed them.

I think the programmer must have dated a lot of ugly girls in his time so was determined to create a computer ‘Super Chick’ with the biggest tits he could imagine! Enjoy this striptease adult sex game!

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