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It’s Christmas time so everyone gets to make a Christmas wish, so that’s what we did in last weeks RedTube Blog Poll!

I asked you to complete this sentence… I wish my girl/guy would…

fuck more! – 52%

do anal! – 24%

suck better! – 8%

fuck better! – 8%

‘Fuck more’ is the obvious one, we all wish that so let’s concentrate on ‘Anal Sex’! 24% of our voters said that they wish they would get more anal sex…

I would love to hear from guys that are really into anal because it’s something that I have never really bothered trying!

Those who are into anal sex with their girls are usually more obsessed than just ‘into’… I have a friend that spent months talking his girl into anal sex, finally she said yes and nowadays it is the only sex they bother having! Is it really that good? Comment below and let me know what you think!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today we have another amazing video to share with you from the kinky dudes over at Kink.com. You must know their style by now, ‘No Holds Barred’ is putting it lightly… But todays video will teach you everything you ever wanted to know about anal play and kinky anal fun:

I know, it’s pretty awesome… This is the ‘the ass-centric division’ of kink.com and from someone that hasn’t fooled around with the ass much, I think it’s time I start trying harder! I thought watching a guy do kinky anal with a pornstar was cool, but all these girls just doing EVERYTHING I could ever dream of is great to watch.
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Sexy Poll results time…. but before that, make sure you vote in the brand new poll on the blog now about your sex lives!

So last week we put the world up against its self in a poll all about which places fuck like a pornstar and which fuck like a crack whore (that’s bad usually)

Girls from (fill in the gap) bang the best…:

Europe 33%
USA 28%
South America 13%
Britain 8%
Asia 8%
Africa 5%
Australia 5%

I would defiantly say British, but can you believe that I’ve only actually fucked British girls?! I’ve mixed it up though with England and Wales…. never tried a bit of Northern Ireland or Scotland! Technically the UK is in Europe, but I’m sure the rest of Europe fucks ‘differently’ to the British. In Amsterdam the girls looked like they could pull some punches in the sack, but I get the impression European chicks might need too much attention for my liking, Once I’ve cum, I just want to sit back and watch Eastenders (that’s a line that only the Brits will get). The picture up top is Pornstar Melissa Lauren, she’s french! Well done Europe… I mean us We can’t forget Europe’s little gem, Sandra Shine:

USA came second in my poll, there is so much choice for you guys out there! California girls look like they could put a smile on anyones face… Florida girls are just fucking horny… South America is a well deserved third place I guess, I’ve seen a lot of Latino porn like Lupe Fuentes… Her pussy is like a machine. Here we are together:

The rest of the world needs to buck its ideas up and start fucking better, please feel free to comment below and tell me the poll is wrong… But Australia… I thought ‘down under’ meant something else!!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So last week on our infamous poll we asked you the following question:

Girls from (fill in the gap) bang the best…? And these are your results!

Europe – 33%
USA – 28%
South America – 13%
Britain – 8%
Asia – 8%
Africa – 5%
Australia – 5%

Now considering that RedTubes biggest audience is in the USA, closely followed by South America…. I think this is a great thing for Europe… Not so much for the UK. I wish I had lumped us in with Europe now! I guess I expected much more love for the british pussy!

But being in Holland right now, and cycling my bike around the streets of Amsterdam… I see why you have this interest in European girls… I have never tried, but apparently they will let you do ‘anything’ and are very open minded!

Sorry Australia, you’ve got a lot of work to do on the sexy front! Take part in this weeks poll all about an ideal christmas porno present!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

A common occurrence is now explained in this really funny short porn video! Okay… I say porn, there are no naked chicks in it… but it will make your porn loving faces smile.

So how to explain sticky keys to your kid… masturbation in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep? No, don’t be so rude you dirty bastards! It’s the Lubriderm Fairy, and this video explains the truth about the ‘lotiony’ computer mouse.

This funny cartoon porn will make you smile… but in all seriousness, it is a nightmare when wanking and something kits the keys…. or you cum on your hand and then forget… ooops… it’s all over the mouse! Why the hell did they make cum so hard to remove! Ever got it in a birds hair? You won’t be blown for a while after that mishap.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!