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Today’s funny porn pic is not only funny, but really true:

I don’t think I have ever seen a penis on RedTube that I can compare mine to, they are always so much bigger, better and harder… But hey, as long as the tits and pussy are fucking awesome, I don’t care! My wife told me the other day that I have a ‘Grower, not a Shower’. I guess that’s a nice way of telling me I have a tiny cock right?

Send me your funny porn pics and we will post them on the blog! Just use my contact form to bash stuff over to me.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Fetish lovers from around the world are flocking to London, England next Saturday, 28th of may. It’s a real crazy night full of every single fetish you could imagine, gas masks to fireworks… wax fetishes to giant strap-ons. There is a whole stage line up of kinky acts and a lot of nakedness… and that is why RedTube will be reporting from this event of course

Just check out this dude with these fetish hotties, now you want to come right?

If fetish is your thing and you can make it to London, this is an event you really cannot miss! You can get your tickets from here and you can find all the information you need to know about the Skin Two Rubber Ball on skintwoevents.com.

Get a ticket, dress up crazy and come to one of the worlds leading fetish nights!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Time for some more Agony Allan sex tips and sex advice. If you need help, email me via my contact form. Here is today’s message.

Allan,

Whenever my wife and I have sex I can barely last a minute before I cum. I am able to last much longer when I masturbate. Is this the definition of premature ejaculation? Is it the friction of being inside of her that causes me to finish so quickly?

I’ve tried desensitizing creams in the past to no avail. My doctor prescribed Prozac in the hopes one of its side effects would help. I’ve read about a technique where we try getting me close to climax and then placing pressure at the head of my penis as a means to train myself. What can I do? Can a urologist help? Will Viagra help?

Thanks,

Hey, thanks for the honest email. I believe that a lot of men go through this at some point in their life, me included. It still happens to me now… 9 out of 10 times I will cum within two minutes but I can jerk off for ages. I put it down to over excitement and yeah, pussy feels better than your hand!

You are already seeing a doctor so persist with this and ask them about a urologist. I personally wouldn’t recommend Viagra as it is more for erectile dysfunction (when you cannot get a boner). If you take Viagra, you may still cum quick, but you will still be hard after.

I would suggest that you change your sex life around this… Some guys just cum quick, so find other things that you can do in bed with your wife that perhaps get her off before you fuck her. It’s the old trick of sorting the woman out before you deal with yourself. Also, once you have blown your load, have sex again…. keep going… Just because you have cum quick, it doesn’t mean that you cannot wait for a few minutes and start again. The chances are you will last longer the second time.

I hope that help,

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

It’s funny porn pic time…. My favourite time of the whole day… Except jerking off time, but it’s always jerking off time!

See, even Buzz Lightyear gets a boner! I bet this Buzz Lightyear gets sucked all the time, ‘To infinity and beyond’ as he would say! Toy Story porn is just wrong, but so funny!

If you see a funny porn pic online, send me the link via my contact form and I will share it on the blog!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You want to fight? Fight me! Or in this case, you want to fuck? Fuck me! Remember Street Fighter? Well this is what happens when you end up fighting a girl. She uses her charm on you and it turns into a fuck fest!

Granted, she probably even won the fight in this funny porn pic!

We need more funny porn pictures and we need your help… If you see anything online that you think is worth sharing here on the RedTube Blog, please send me the details using my contact form.

Your porn blog needs you!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!