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The picture says it all! This is really funny so I wanted to share it with you, now you can share it with other people too:

Being a big fan of Star Wars, I would love a pack of these condoms. Perhaps instead of Darth Vader on the package, we could have Princess Leia fucking Luke Skywalker and a note that reads ‘the force is strong in this one’. Yeah, so what if they turned out to be related… they already had a snog and incest doesn’t count in space.

If you see something funny online and think it’s worth sharing, email me the details using my contact form.

Allan Lake
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Everyone enjoys a good sex tape… RedTube is full of them, but a celebrity sex tape is something else. Seeing someone that is so protective over their naked body, suddenly you can see the whole thing! We did a poll on who you would like to see a sex tape from and here are the results:

Sex Tapes I wanna see:

Lady GaGa – 11%

I am not surprised that Lady GaGa came last place, who would want to see that tranny naked? But it was clear that Katy Perry would win, she is something else! She has the most perfect body and I wouldn’t be surprised if Russell Brand had already made a sex tape. I’ve interviewed the guy a few times and I’m sure he would have made one with me if we didn’t run out of interview time!

I have just set a new poll which I want you all to vote in, it’s all about which type of sex you would choose if you could only pick one for the rest of your life!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Do you have a question about sex that you would really like some advice on? Perhaps you really need some sex tips? Well, I have been around a bit… I have made every mistake there is to make and somehow picked up a few tips on the way. For sex tips or sex advice about anything, just email me via my contact form. Here is today’s email:

Hi Allan,

I really hate using condoms! They don’t feel good… my dick doesn’t feel as good with one on during sex but my girlfriend insists. We have been seeing each other for 9 months, but still we use condoms! In my other long relationships, the woman has moved to the pill after a few months but my current girlfriend tells me that she doesn’t trust it. What can I do to get myself out of this rubber hell??

Thanks for the email. Yeah, condoms are handy and sex can still feel pretty fucking good when you have one on… but there comes a time when bareback comes begging. There is no doubt that bareback feels better but you clearly have to use some sort of protection, otherwise you are just stupid.

So she won’t take the pill because she doesn’t trust it? The contraception pill works everyday for millions of chicks around the world and like any contraception, there are risks… but hey, a condom could split. My wife uses the pill and we have never experienced a problem.

There are many other options, the coil… the implant… all of these are great ways to stop getting pregnant and it only takes five minutes with a doctor to work out which one is best for you both. I think you should talk to her, go into the doctors with her and work on a solution together. She needs to know that there are risks to everything in life, but it’s all about going for the things with the least chance of going wrong!

I’m sure I don’t need to mention this, but obviously remember that pills, coils and implants will stop her getting pregnant but condoms also stop STD’s from being transmitted… anyone that moves from condoms to another form of contracption needs to take this into account!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This picture shows exactly what you boys need to do when trying to give your woman the perfect female orgasm:

It looks very easy to go up the wrong way right? For the love of god, don’t go past the cervix!! It’s amazing how pretty a pussy looks from the outside but how weird it looks inside… Thank god for skin hey!

If you see a funny porn pic, send me the link so I can post it on here! Just use my contact form!

Allan Lake
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These cats are my kind of animals… Porn addicts!

I think this might be a father and son team, Cat teaching kitten the real joys of life. I wonder if cats can jerk off?? Hmm, they have no thumbs so I guess probably not.

Share this with your mates and if you see a funny porn pic online, use my contact form to email it to me.

Allan Lake
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