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Yes, that’s right viewers! You are watching a video of a woman sticking a toilet brush… I repeat… TOILET BRUSH, up her pussy! SOOOO much to say but so little time!

Firstly, Ouch. That must really hurt. Secondly, OUCH, that must really really hurt. Also, has the brush been used before, is it dirty? Out of all the things in the bathroom, surely you would choose something a little more penis shaped? Like maybe some shower gel, toothpaste, even a hair brush would be easier on the eye (and pussy). I also like the fact that Coldplay is playing in the background, I always did think that Chris Martin was a tool, now he is a tool to be used when wanting to stick weird shit up ya self!

To sum up this video, all I can say is SHIT, and I don’t mean the video is shit… ah you know exactly what I mean, you have just seen it too!

So today question on the RedTube blog is…What is the weirdest object you have seen being stuck inside someone? This can be pussy or ass! On Big Brother here in the UK, some female contestant stuck a whole bottle of white wine up her chuff! I was impressed. There is also that great video with the guy sticking his head up the ladies slot, although can you really call her a lady when she does things like that? (Please don’t mention the guy with the broken jam jar. I am NOT ready for that yet!)

Please comment away!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

I always get a bit of a thrill watching ‘Behind the scenes’ stuff, and this reality porn video is really good! It really does demonstrate how an idea goes from the brain of the makers to finally end up on your computer screens as a dirty and red hot video. It has actually given me some inspiration for a weekend job, I think I would make a perfect casting director! Might need to get a stunt cock in though, I wouldn’t last long with these ladies, and I guess the crowded room, full of cameraman, sound guys and general production crew might put me off my stride a bit. I went flopping once, just because my wife wanted to film us doing it on her camera phone. What can I say, I’m Shy!

Anyhow, back to this reality porn video, we then follow the guys on set for ‘Bubble Gum Babes’, there is a quick lesson in how to make a ‘Cum Shot’ look sexy, then the lads spend a good day trying to convince the make-up artist to get naked… watch the video to see if it happens!

This is a very exciting look at porn from a different angle. Please let me know what you think in the comments below.

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

The oldies are the best right? And this classic porn video goes to prove that even ‘back in the day’, our mums and dads knew how to spice things up in the bedroom! You have got to love retro porn! Before the days of boob jobs and penis enlargements, a simple can of whipped cream could provides hours of entertainment!

This dude is a pro, he doesn’t just squirt some cream on her vag, he squirts some cream on her really really really hairy vag and licks its off! I wish i was born in the 60′s! This little number just goes to show that sex will never get old!

Let me know what you think of this Whipped Cream CLASSIC!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

So it’s not weird to like a bit of CGI porn? Half the world fancied Laura Croft from her PlayStation ‘Tomb Raider’ days right?

I just thought that this was really hot and wanted to ask you one simple question today… Does CGI porn turn you on? Does it give you wood, does it do the same for you as ACTUAL porn? I would love to know your thoughts! So please comment on CGI porn below!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!

What is red with tube all over it? A RedTube t-shirt of course and here is another chance to win one as we ask you to bet on another world cup game! Good thing is, you cannot loose anything (except your pride) in this betting shop!

Today, Argentina play Germany! My money is on the Germans, only because they beat my English ass last weekend, so I need everyone to believe they are an amazing team

Here is how it works,  predict the score for todays match between Argentina and Germany. Everyone that guesses the exact score after the regular play time wins a RedTube t-shirt!

All entries must be in before the game starts, or they won’t be counted! And make it clear what you think the score will be and to which team, for example: 1:0 (ARG-GER)

All winners will be contacted via email.

So get involved and post a comment with your bet!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!