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This creature is working out… So bitches… Stop ignoring him!

Sure, I go to the gym but that’s mainly to impress the wife and make her think I am at least still trying to look good for her, so I know actually how this animal feels!

This is a funny pic, but I am sure there are funnier ones out there. If you find one, email me the link using my contact form right now! I challenge you… go and find me something funny to post to the RedTube Blog masses!

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With everything in life, practice makes perfect… it could be driving, fishing, cooking or sucking dick… Practice makes perfect, but it still won’t fill the hole in your soul!

Granted, you would get a lot better if you practiced blowjobs on a real dick instead of a banana, but I guess that this girl has to take anything thats offered to her, she can’t be too fussy!

If you see a funny porn pic online and want to share it on this blog, send me the link via my contact form and I will post it!

Allan Lake
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A blonde girl with pig tails chewing on gum was too much for this fella. He couldn’t keep it in:

Yeah, teens dressed in high school uniforms do it for me too. Britney Spears in the video for ‘Baby one more time’ was a massive turn on, now just imagine a young Britney instead of this chick… Every mans dream… Well, every mans dream back in the late 90′s!

If you see a funny porn pic online, it’s your duty to make me aware of it! Send me the link via my contact form.

Allan Lake
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Have a look at this piece of art! This naughty creation of designer Andy Kurovets beats everything previously seen and is actually a fully functional computer mouse.

Pressing ‘The Spot’ automatically leads the user to a preselected favourite destination or runs a specific application. Maybe the ladies are now wondering; If the scroll wheel resembles the thing they think (yes, it’s the clit), how the hell are men supposed to find this thing! But after months of thorough testing we can confirm: It’s really not that hard!
Please note that at the moment this is still a conceptual product and there aren’t any shipping… yet! We would also like to point out that while ‘The Spot’ is in the general vicinity of where it anatomically should be, it seems to be not completely functional with the typical gesture required for the real thing stimulation.
Nevertheless… whatever else other mice might offer, only the G-Point s delivers both a superior experience and a penetrating lesson on female anatomy.

As soon as we fire up mass production you can be a porn geek in style using the G-Point, in red and black of course! But remember… it won’t work right unless you buy it perfume and remember it’s birthday.

What a Triumph for this dude! Every guy reading this wishes that they had come up with this idea for a photo:

I used to go through my mums catalogues looking for the big tits when I was a kid… My mum would always shout up the stairs ‘Allan, have you been ripping out pages of my catalogue again?’… Yes mum, I’m learning to jerk off up here!

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Allan Lake
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