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What is a cameltoe? Well technically cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of a human female’s labia, as seen through tightly fitting clothes.” But the easiest way to explain it is, look below:

Ha ha, Nicolas Cage made this famous for me in the movie ‘Weather Man’, his younger daughter is getting bullied at school because she has one!… Sad, but it was hilarious!

If you have a funny porn pic that would fit right in with this, please email me the link via my Contact Form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

If you need sex tips or sex advice, email me via my contact form! Here is today’s message:

Dear Allan,

I’ve been seeing this girl for two months now, she is gorgeous. She is from Florida and has the hottest body. The other day she told me in a text message that she loves me. Problem is, I don’t love her back, I like fucking her and I like spending time with the chick… but I don’t ‘love her’… not yet anyway. What should I do/say?

Thanks,

Thanks for the message. One way love is a pain in the ass, especially when you are the one receiving the love but don’t feel like giving it. My advice would be the following… Don’t lie to her, if she brings it up in person you have to be straight and say ‘Look, I like you a lot, but it takes me time to fall in love’… the chances are she might break up with you, but fuck it… you had a good thing going on but she is looking for love and it sounds like you are not, so I’m sure someone else will come up!

Honesty, rather annoyingly is always the best policy in theses situations.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Not only funny, but very true. This is an average dudes porn habits over the early stages of his life… I’m ‘Post College’ (Married) and I am still stuck on the RedTube phase… it’s the best place to be:

It is funny to remember using things like Victoria Secrets catalogues to jerk off to. I’m married, but instead of reverting back to my childhood days, I tend to just wonder around Victoria Secrets in the Mall pretending the manikins are real life sexy chicks, yep… it doesn’t get better than that!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Hey, so if you don’t already know, RedTube has gone all radio on your ass and today from you 11am EST/8am PST you can hear me doing my radio show on redtuberadio.com. I am LIVE every Monday, Wednesday and Friday with some real funny conversation and some awesome pornstar guests.

Today on the show we are talking about the hottest sex scene from a movie, and we don’t mean a porno! I am well into the crazy ass scene from Vanilla Sky when Tom Cruise starts fucking Penelope Cruz and she turns into Cameron Diaz. I think he end up battering Cameron D which isn’t so horny, but it starts off well! You can see our unique version of it here and in the related videos.

Have a think about sex scenes from movies and let us know what comes into your mind. You can call the show when we are live on 866-292-9684 or just send me a email via my contact form!

You can listen LIVE on redtuberadio.com. And don’t forget we are totally portable too, listen on your iPad or iPhone using the same site.

The Allan Lake Show, live from 11am EST today on RedTube Radio.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Every week on this blog we have a new poll and it’s your job to vote in it! This week I am asking you which celebrity you would like to see make a sex tape, vote right now!

Last weeks poll was about what you like to do after sex. Here are the results:

Have sex again 58%

Roll over and sleep 5%

Smoke a cigarette 17%

I wish I was one of the 58% of you that can go again, but sadly I just fall to sleep! I know, it’s a sign of old age and I’m only 27!

I doubt many people spark up a cigarette after sex nowadays, it seems like a very retro move. Cigarette and a glass of brandy, wooo that would make me fall to sleep even more!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!