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Today’s funny porn pic gives an insight into what comes out of your pecker! This isn’t meant to be funny, but really is! These diagrams show you just how much sperm is in semen… how to make your cum taste nicer and how long those little buggers live for!

Share this with your mates… it will make them smile.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

We like Polls, it’s a good way to see what you lot are up to in your personal lives… Here are the results to our latest one:

Whats the best position to fuck in?

Doggy 58%
Cow Girl 23%
Missionary 10%
Spoon 6%
Reverse Cow Girl 3%

The whole world goes dooo daaaa for Doggy! I wonder why we all love fucking like dogs? Is it the animal instinct we all have? Nope… I have come up with a few more realistic reasons…

* We get a good view of the asshole.
* We don’t have to make eye contact.
* You touch her g-spot more in doggy.
* Your dick feels tighter because you are at an angle.

So there we have it… Doggy is king… and those are my reason why.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Sex Advice from Agony Allan is free! Just shoot me an email and I will do my best to respond… You can contact me using my contact form. Here is today’s message:

Hey Allan,

I have been with a girl for 2 years now, to be honest… I just don’t want to be with her anymore. I don’t feel its going anywhere. But I know she feels the opposite, so what should I do? I want to break up with her, but I know that’s just mean. Help me!

A wise man once said to me ‘Relationships never end nicely’… and it’s true… You are never going to be able to end a relationship with everyone feeling happy as Larry… When feelings and emotions are involved, there will always be tears. But you should still end it, don’t be a pussy and wait for her to finish things… Be a man, sit her down and tell her face to face that you feel it’s not going anywhere and you want to split up.

Don’t give her any false hope, but be nice about it! It’s all about being honest but with control, there is going to be damage… your job is to limit it! I hope that helps!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This funny porn pic rings a few bells in my head… I come from the age where porn was just starting to appear on floppy disks:

I do remember finding some in my uncles bedroom drawers before, but nowadays everything is online… the only thing you have to worry about hiding is your history.

If you find a funny porn pic online, I want to see it! Email me the URL via my Contact Form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You have heard of the pussy shot before? Well this is a new take on that:

Yes, pets do crop up in the strangest of places. I woke up with a hamster in my hair before, but a pussy coming out of a pussy is real unique. I love this one, it brought a big smile to my face so I had to share it with you.

If you find a funny porn pic online, I want to see it! Send me the URL via my Contact Form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!