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So the other day I wrote a blog about how a guy can become a pornstar, but it appears that I underestimated how many women read this blog and also wanna get fucked for a living! Here is one of many emails I received:

Dearest Allan,

I read your blog about getting in the adult industry if you’re a man. However I am a woman, and I want to get into the adult business. I would rather avoid moving to California.  (My house here is NICE and only cost 100k.. I know I won’t find ANYTHING like that in CA. lol)

Any suggestions on how to approach companies like Vivid and such? (Also, is there a cut off age?  I look 21, but I’m 31, does that affect things?)

Thanks!

Thanks for the email, I feel bad for suggesting in my last Agony Allan blog that all girls that want to be Pornstars should move to California, I was joking! To be honest, wherever you are in the world, I’m sure someone near you is looking to make porn, so why not be the star! It’s easier for women to get into the business than men… we like watching girls, boy just fill the hole But don’t expect to earn thousands and thousands straight away, if ever! It’s not that simple, the girls that work hard do tend to do well, so if you do decided to go into this… go into it 100%!

Firstly, The age thing isn’t such a big deal… 31 is nothing really, if anything you might be considered a MILF which is no bad thing! As long as you are sexy, look after yourself and know how to fuck… and look good doing it, you will fit into our business just fine! As I suggested to the guys, I would first start by making a home movie, film yourself fucking someone… and then upload it to RedTube.com! That way you will see what reaction you get from the wanking public! I would then put together a package of sexy photos, and try the smaller production companies first… A lot of their sites have a ‘Become a pornstar’ page… use that to contact them… they will probably ask for some pics… and take it from there!

In the mean time, I would get a lot of practice in, and decided what genres you want to do and any you don’t! Will you do anal, will you just do girls… or just guys..? These are all things you will be asked if someone is interested! Email me and let me know how you get on, and if you want to upload your videos to RedTube, use this link- redtube.com/upload.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Every day I get loads of emails asking for my sex advice and tips and I really look forward to answering them! Here is today’s question!

Hey Allan,

How can I increase my sex appeal? My girlfriend doesn’t want to have sex with me so, what should I do?

Thank you!

Your chick doesn’t want sex with you? You need some help my friend! Let’s work on a couple of steps and soon enough you will be fucking like two pigs in shit!

Firstly, you need to look half decent… make sure you spend some time grooming yourself… you are not a pussy if you clip your nails, groom your pubes or wax your back. Make sure you are appealing! You don’t have to look like Tom Cruise, but just do the best you can! Make an effort, girls really do care about that kind of thing! Make sure your clothes are nice, and you smell good! Your look is important and if you get this right, your penis is already halfway inside her.

Secondly, you need confidence… You need to stand tall, make her feel like she is with a MAN not a boy! I am a whimp, but sometimes I puff my chest up… stand strong and look like a real man, even though I really am not! Babes like a confident man, someone that believes in himself, that will give you sex appeal! Don’t put it on too much and end up looking like a douche, but don’t be afraid to act more manly than you do when you are chilling out at home wanking over RedTube!

Your Sex appeal works on an indiviual basis, and just because your current girlfriend isn’t jumping all over you, it doesn’t mean that the next girl you find won’t! Some girls have been all over me, others look like they are in pain when they touch me! It sounds soft, but you really do have to find the right connection! So use my sex advice, but if it doesn’t work with your current girl, find another! She’s not right for you!

If you need sex tips from me, email Agony Allan via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today I received two Agony Allan question, both asking the same thing… weird! Here they are:

Dear Allan,
I am a male, age 39 from Central Asia. I would like to become a porno actor and to play a role in adult films.

I am looking forward to your reply.

And:

Dear Allan,
Thank you for your blog. I really liked it. I would like to know, how can I find a job in adult movies?
Can you help?

Firstly, I love that both write ‘Dear Allan…’ They treat me with the respect I deserve! I must have saved countless lives with my Sex Advice and Sex Tips! I am a modern day super hero!

So both our emails are from guys, so let’s take that angle! How does a man become a pornstar? It’s not as easy as being a chick, if you are a girl… make sure you look nice, move to California… you will be spotted sooner than later! Guys, firstly… you need to practice… make sure you can keep hard for long amounts of time, make sure your dick looks good! And also you need to practice fucking and getting blown without cumming! These porn shoots take a while, so you need to stop that gun going off early!

Once you are ‘trained’… the first thing I would suggest is film some stuff at home, with your girl of course… Don’t forget, unless your name is Peter North, the girl is the main star… Your job is to fuck her good and make it look hot! Don’t hog the camera, but leave the viewer thinking ‘this guy fucks good’… Get someone else to film it, only because you will need to get yourself used to other people being in the room whilst you do your business!

Now, the best thing you can do to get noticed is use RedTube! Upload your video (you will need permission and ID from everyone in it)… and then see what reaction it gets. Upload the videos on redtube.com/upload.

You may even get your amateur porn spotted by having the video on our site, you are sure to get thousands of people checking it out! Now if you want to make money from this, maybe send the videos round to some well known production companies… you will see the names of some of the biggest all over this website!

This is something I really want to follow up, I would love to hear what the result is! Also, anyone reading this; Have you been in a porno? Can you advice these two fellas? Comment below!

Get your Agony Allan questions on porn and sex answered by emailing me on the contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is here to save you! With my sex tips and advice! You people need to listen up and realize that I am the new authority on sex, so if you need help make sure you email me via contact form! Now enough of my ego… Today’s email is from a lady who asks:

Well, I just want to ask, how could I get to have a nicer pussy, I mean, the looks. I’m not too confident to have sex because I am worried that my man would not like how my pussy looks.

 
Thanks for the email; you will see from the picture we have prepared here, 16 different pussies! Each and every one of them is beautiful, does yours look like any of them? Even if it doesn’t, I have never heard of an ugly vagina! I bet after seeing these, you realize that you are not much different to everyone else in the world…! The only thing you can decide when it comes to ‘pussy style’ is what you do with the hair around it! The hair is very important to me; it gives your area a whole definition. Why don’t you speak to your man and find out what he finds sexy… shaven, unshaven… landing strip?

The true answer to the question is… your pussy is already nice… you just need to install some confidence in yourself! Blokes don’t just concentrate on that hole; so let ya self go a bit… Stop worrying and just fucking enjoy sex and your bloke. After a while and a few fucks, you will forget that you ever had an issue with it!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Another day, and another Agony Allan… so let me give you some more sex tips!

Today’s sex advice question is:

Hey Allan,

Thanks!

Firstly… I think I have the one random pube on my penis, but it’s mainly the upper pubic area I think you want to know about, right? If you do have a hairy penis though, get it all off now, that’s weird dude!

I know, I’m a bloke, but I’ll answer for my wife. She prefers to trim (not shave) me. I find it incredibly sexy for her to be between my legs trimming my pubes, and giving me head every so often to keep me hard. I had to have a LOT of trust in her when she first did it though, the thought of her snipping my balls was unbearable!!

Some ladies like it all off… Your cock will look extra massive with no hair around it, which is a bonus! The ladies also don’t like getting the hair in their mouth. I don’t know about you, but my pubes seem to end up everywhere! I know some ladies have the mentality, that if they are smoothly shaven, then their blokes should be too. Some ladies like a smooth shaven area because it’s more clean… but surely after your fucking or foreplay session it’s good to shower, or at least wash down with a sponge or something. Shaving does not supersede cleanliness in my mind.

I think if you resemble a cave man down there, it’s a good idea to trim and make it a bit neater for your girl, I mean she wants to suck cock and not eat pubes for dessert! Right? Just give it a try and if you are going to go the full hog and shave it all, just be aware that it fucking itches like crazy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host