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Here is a ‘Spot the Difference’ style game with a… erm… difference? How many times can I fit the word difference into a paragraph before it becomes too much? Doesn’t make any difference to me because difference is just a word… Five.

Pornstar Mia will strip, you just have to work out what the difference is between the two pictures. I had to zoom in real close to work it out on the first photo, it’s not easy but the rewards are worth the hard work.

As adult sex games go, Pornstar Mia doesn’t give you an easy life, but she is a pornstar… She doesn’t have to be easy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Feeling a bit worse for wear today? That’s why we are introducing the ‘RedTube Nurse’ onto the blog… Whatever is wrong with you… Just look at these pictures for a while and you will suddenly feel a lot better! The RedTube nurse is a miracle worker.

As you can see in this sexy pornstar gallery, the RedTube nurse is fully equipped with all the medical tools she needs to bring you back to good health, a big pair of tits, a couple of really sexy tattoos and a landing strip on her pussy.

If nurses like this really existed, we would all fall into cardiac arrest the second they walked into the hospital room!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

If you ever need sex tips or sex advice… I should always be your first port of call… Unless there is a lot of blood, then go see a doctor Email me if you need help on anything sex related and I will do my best to help, just use my contact form to shoot me over a message. Here is today’s message:

Hi Allan, How does one become better at giving head? Whenever I offer it to my boyfriend, he doesn’t seem to be that bothered. I want to make him scream and yelp. I would like to see him really enjoying it! Thanks for you help.

Wooo… ‘How does one’… am I talking to the queen of England? Perhaps the fact he doesn’t scream is a good thing, usually a boy screaming during a blowjob means you are doing something wrong.

Seriously… it’s simple… use your tongue, ever inche of it and make sure you move it around this bellend a lot. There is no point in just moving up and down, you need to put the effort in with your tongue! Also, don’t suck too hard as that can feel a bit weird also.

As long as you use that tongue god gave you, your blowjobs will rule!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This creature is working out… So bitches… Stop ignoring him!

Sure, I go to the gym but that’s mainly to impress the wife and make her think I am at least still trying to look good for her, so I know actually how this animal feels!

This is a funny pic, but I am sure there are funnier ones out there. If you find one, email me the link using my contact form right now! I challenge you… go and find me something funny to post to the RedTube Blog masses!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

There appears to be a fetish for everyone in life, this is something that I have discussed on my RedTube Radio show a few times and I don’t really get it but perhaps that is because my OCD makes me clean up every mess I see so a food fetish would just be a fucking nightmare for me. Where does this video come from? This type of movie could only come from our friends at Kink.com.

As explained in the video, Sploshing is a kinky food fetish and involves a lot of cake and cream. Pornstar Harmony likes director ‘Tomcat’ (wonder why she is called that?) to cover her in mayo and interview her. Kinky bitch!

Although perhaps not to everyone’s taste…. (get it… Taste!! Oh come on!) this video shows a very interesting fetish!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!