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Happy Easter! I hope you get to touch her eggs today

I answer questions asking for sex tips and sex advice here on the blog, so if you need some help please just email me via my contact form. You can be anonymous, it’s fine! Here is today’s question:

Hey Allan, I was wondering if you knew any methods to make my boobs bigger, without having to go to get breast implants.

Thanks for the email, the easiest way is to get pregnant… That will make your tits bigger Okay, perhaps you don’t want kids just yet. Without having a boob job apparently eating papaya fruit and massaging your boobs will make them bigger, massaging stretches everything down there.

The best thing you can do is make them look bigger (as your probably  already know)… You can use a good push up bra and people will just assume you have a big bust… Never sleep in a bra though, it can stop your boobies from growing the proper way! If you are a regular down the gym, ask your instructor for some exercises that will build up your pecks, this will make them look more pert.

Hope that helps!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This is our third and final trip into the world of strap-on’s with the guys and girls over at Kink.com.

This final strap-on lesson goes into detail on how to do anal sex with the famous sex toy, so girls… watch this space. Guys, this video is just really kinky so you may not learn anything practical that you can use but you will defo get a boner!

Pornstar Isis love will show you exactly what you need to do in this masterclass so sit back and enjoy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s good Friday, no doubt there will be tonnes of sport on the TV today, so start as you mean to go on with this sexy soccer adult sex game.

The instructions are double dutch for this adult sex game, put basically you need to click on the players feet for him to shoot, score some goals and the comic chick will strip! Cartoon porn and soccer coming together as one? What would Jesus say..? We will have to wait until Sunday when he is resurrected to ask.

Enjoy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What is a cameltoe? Well technically cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of a human female’s labia, as seen through tightly fitting clothes.” But the easiest way to explain it is, look below:

Ha ha, Nicolas Cage made this famous for me in the movie ‘Weather Man’, his younger daughter is getting bullied at school because she has one!… Sad, but it was hilarious!

If you have a funny porn pic that would fit right in with this, please email me the link via my Contact Form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Last time we heard from pornstar Delilah Strong she was telling us about the lifespan of a pornstar in this video. But now she is back in picture form to wooo your wang:

Pornstar Delilah Strong is Puerto Rican and spent a lot of her early life stripping in my second home, Tampa, Florida. They say that Tampa is the city of sin in the south… Well, you get the odd nudest on the beach, occasionally the odd couple fucking in the sand… But apart from that, it’s pretty mellow! The real city of sin is Vegas, just walking through that city with a RedTube sticker on my microphone whipped up a storm, the chicks are crazy and very sinful!

So have fun with this cutie, it’s warming up outside so hopefully she will warm you up on the inside!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!