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The dude that works hard in the RedTube office searching for porn for me to post (whilst I sit at home wanking) sent me a message about this video… It simply said “This video will leave you flabbergasted!” – Imagine how quick I was to watch it after that comment. This is new from Kink.com and is called ‘Rains Orgasms’.

This is pornstar Rain DeGrey and she I famous all over the internet for orgasms… I was more than flabbergasted at this porn video, I didn’t know where to look… I don’t know how to explain this in words so just watch the video, but have you ever seem someone cum like this? She can’t speak, she sometimes passes out!

Pornstar Rain DeGrey has the worlds BEST orgasms, try and find someone better… You won’t! Maybe her brain is wired up differently to other chicks, could you imagine her passing out after sex with you because you turned Rain on so much! I dream of that day! Kinky sex with a kinky pornstar, this behind the scenes video rules!

Allan Lake
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It’s simple but really funny.. Boobs, butt or shoulder…

This adult sex game is the most amount of fun you can have… without putting your dick inside a pornstar! You have to guess whether or not you are looking at boobs, butt or shoulder!

As always with these games, the comedy doesn’t just come in the form of tits… the voice over will have you on the floor! ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie…’.

The totally unrelated questions are harder than the body parts, I don’t know anything unless it’s porn related.

Let me know what your score is… mine was was 11 out of 20… I suck!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Star by name, Star by fucking nature! This is Pornstar Veronica Star and she invites you into the bathroom to watch her do naughty things! LOVE IT:

This natural girl is stunning and we really liked these pictures because she looks so comfortable sitting with her pussy and tits hanging out!

I don’t like piercings in the belly button but will make an exception for pornstar Veronica Star, she wears it well.

Have you ever had sex in the bath? It’s awkward but a lot of fun. Especially when you use the shower gel as lube! (Don’t really use it as lube, it might hurt.) Awesome sexy pornstar gallery, thanks Veronica Star!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Each week I dispense sex tips and sex advice to the world on my blog! If you need any help just email me via my contact form and I will do my best to advise! This is today’s email:

Hi Allan,

Quick question… Why is my left boob bigger that my right one? It’s not by much and I have been screened by a doctor recently but felt too nervous to ask him so am asking you instead.

Thanks!

Good email and a good question. Firstly, if you are worried about something like this… Ask a doctor because it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Okay, this is an easy reply… It’s normal! The majority of chicks have one tit larger than the other. It’s just the way we were born. Unless it isn’t a major difference, then I wouldn’t worry about it. Like I said, most girls have it… and boys don’t care!

If you are unhappy with it, go see someone and get advice… Cosmetic surgery isn’t the answer… but it might be an option if it’s really bothering you.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Garfield the cat was great when I was a kid and probably the reason I grew up to be such a loud mouthed yob… He would always do the most outrageous things… Well outrageous for a cat at least!

Garfield has new friends in today’s funny porn pic:

This is body painting at its best, but I would really like to see this girl after all the paint is gone! She has a totally lush body! Sorry Garfield, you are getting a shower mate! I need to see whats under all this orange!

If you find a funny porn pic online, send it over to me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!