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Pinch Punch… First of the month… to which you reply ‘kick in the dick for being so quick’… Happy March!

So I have been searching the Internet like a mad man looking for some stuff to bring a smile to your face and today’s funny porn pic should do the job.

I know, it’s fucking awesome right! I have lots more pussy pics to come but this is my favourite one. Isn’t it amazing how much pussy lips look like real ones, I’ve used that excuse a few times when drunk… ‘Sorry, I meant to kiss your face’.

I guess this is a tattoo, unless it’s only temporary, tattoos are the gift that keeps on giving, funny and sexy.

RedTube users… we need you! If you see a porn related picture online that you think is worth sharing on the blog, email the URL to me via my contact form and we will post it and make sure you get the credit!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today my blog is about escorts and I don’t mean those shitty old Ford cars you don’t see much of anymore. In todays adult sex game, you role-play as an upper class escort girl… Something I clearly know nothing about, I can’t afford upper class.. only lower!

In this CGI porn world, you play Jordan 500, this is simple role-play designed to its best ability… Ie… it has a great story line! In your role as an Escort you must make sure you can charm your men and say the right things… Because a few kind words will ease his penis and wallet out a little further!

After almost a year of writing this blog… I still am astonished about how great these computer chicks look… In the blowjob scene of this role-play game… it is possible to get turned on enough for a wank. Soon woman will become a thing of the past and they will all be computer generated, I know… it’s a sad thought but at least we can take the batteries out whenever we feel like it!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Well it’s always nice to welcome someone back to the RedTube Blog, especially when they are a redhead! This is Pornstar Allison Wyte and she is one hot specimen:

The last sexy pornstar gallery from Allison Wyte showed her slim body off, but clearly she feels it’s time to start spicing things up a little… Allison has dildos in her pussy, Anal beads in her ass and probably a few other things stuck up there as well. I would like to see the video that goes along to this pornstar gallery!

We will make sure to bring you some more redhead porn soon because you love it so much, check back whenever you get a chance!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Time for some sex advice from your favourite Agony… ME! Agony Allan! This is today’s email:

Hi Allan!

Does the pull out before you cum technique always work? How come it always works for pornstars? They don’t get pregnant?

Hey, Thanks for the message. Pornstars don’t rely on the ‘pullout technique’ to stop pregnancy! That is mainly because cum looks better on a pornstars face or tits than actually inside her where you can’t see it.

I would never rely on this stopping your girl from getting up the duff, the cumshot is one thing, but you may drip a little before the ‘BIG O’ so you need to make sure there is some sort of protection being used! If you don’t want to wear a crash helmet then make sure she is on some sort of birth control. If pornstars don’t use condoms, they use birth control, sometimes both… just in case!

If you have a question for me, perhaps you need some sex tips or sex advice, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s Saturday, hopefully you wont have any work to do today so you can spend it checking out today’s hot pornstar, Trinity St. Claire:

Actually this pornstars name is now Trinity ‘Fucking’ St. Claire… and in this short video she shares her naughty mind and manages to seduce her lecturer at the same time… Pornstars are so fucking good at multitasking.

Pornstar Trinity ‘Fucking’ St. Claire likes a buff guy with a big dick, which kinda means I won’t be trying it on with her anytime soon… But at least I have her filthy porn to watch.

This girl will brighten up your weekend so enjoy her, thanks to the guys at teamskeet.com for this excellent behind the scenes video.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!