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It’s valentines day, so instead of responding to an email I have decided to just give my advice on something important… whether you want it or not!

How to get laid on a first date… By Agony Allan:

Firstly, Pick your date wisely… If you are looking for love from this person then it’s probably not best to try and fuck them on day one. BUT if you are going with the intention of sex then pick someone who is outgoing, flirty and doesn’t hold back.

Flattery will get you everywhere… it always does. So right from the moment you meet eyes, you must put on the charm… even take it to the next level, for example “you are looking so hot tonight, it’s going to be a struggle for me to keep my hands off you”.

SKIP THE DINNER… dinner is boring… it’s not fun and is just useless foreplay… 80% of men hope to pull their date on the first night so a pretty big percentage of woman must feel the same… Skip straight to the fun. Show this girl a good time, show her that you know how to have a good time, perhaps pick an activity that involves being close… I took a first date to a climbing centre before, I had been climbing previously so she needed a lot of help… and a lot of hands on attention. You will sense from the reaction you get if she is interested…

Is she interested? If not… call it a night! Don’t be mean, but just wrap the night up in a pleasant fashion! If you feel something, then it’s time for some drinks… and perhaps some bar action will loosen both of your inhibitions. Remember, all this time… you are telling her how nice she looks, move it onto how sexy she looks.

BANG TIME – The end of the night is here, if it’s appropriate, I think it’s time for a kiss! Chances are she will want to kiss you, she hasn’t walked out on you yet!! Then comes your line “Tonight is too much fun, I love spending time with you and I don’t want it to end’… Then the rest is down to you… She might invite you back, you might invite her back… Either way… make sure your bedroom is clean and tidy… but not too tidy. She probably already knows it, but you can’t let her know your intention was always to get her home… because that’s just wrong!

Try it!

We will do more sex tips and sex advice later in the week, so if you have a problem you want help with, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Happy Valentines day to all the lovers in the house! Agony Allan has some Valentines advice for people on a first date later, but first a video to get you in the mood for love… or sex at least!

This video is so good that we had to split it into two parts! Expect part two at some point this week! Meet Pleasure Bunny, she has the best name in porn!

This cheerful ebony pornstar is just gagging for some cock action, as you can tell in this behind the scenes look into her world.

Check out the related video Huge black doing his work on RedTube.com.

I like the camera mans style, he wants to fuck Pornstar Pleasure Bunny really bad… She just gets fucked by a 13 inche black guy, but still he tried to get himself in there. Will she fuck the white camera man? Comment below and tell me… and we will find out the answer in part two of our meeting with Pornstar Pleasure Bunny!

By the way, this black dude has a massive cock… it’s insanely big! That’s some serious weight!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Here are the results from last weeks poll!

How often do you fuck?:

Everyday 36%

Most Days 25%

Couple of times a week 18%

Once a week 14%

Once a month 7%

An interesting result, I would put myself into the ‘Couple of times a week’ bracket, but I’m married so that’s pretty good going right?

I read online that people who have sex everyday are more likely to be singletons, so they are actually just having one night stands each night or perhaps have fuck buddies! Actually, thinking back… You do get a lot more action when you are single… BUT it’s much better when you grow your sexual experience with a long term partner! As you can see from the photo, Pornstar Bree Olson gets it from a different guy each night!

Don’t feel bad if you only have sex once a month, it’s better than nothing! Please make an effort to vote in this weeks poll, it only involves one simple click on the top right hand corner of the blog home page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Happy Saturday! I have a weekend challenge for you… knock on some nurses door and use your pick up lines to get into her knickers!

This role-play game is great fun, knock on the door and say the right thing to get closer and closer to this girls pussy… Don’t ask me what this dudes accent is, it feels like he is taking the piss out of my English accent.

I will give you a hint to get you started, pretend to be a doctor… you know that doctors and nurses always work well with each other, usually in the bedroom. Seduce this nurse and start going though her things, she is bound to have a stash of Viagra somewhere.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

This ass deserves some sort of award! Do AVN hand them out? Pornstar Tiffany Taylor, welcome to my blog… you hot piece of ass!

Pornstar Tiffany Taylor has a cool background, born in L.A. to a Pakistani mother and French father… she speaks three languages but most importantly the language of love, or actually more fucking.

She was ALMOST in ‘Debbie Does Dallas… Again’ but had to pull out due to a car crash! Shame, that would have got the tourist business up in Texas big time!

Another fine sexy pornstar gallery on the RedTube Blog, well done us!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!