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Sexy Poll results time…. but before that, make sure you vote in the brand new poll on the blog now about your sex lives!

So last week we put the world up against its self in a poll all about which places fuck like a pornstar and which fuck like a crack whore (that’s bad usually)

Girls from (fill in the gap) bang the best…:

Europe 33%
USA 28%
South America 13%
Britain 8%
Asia 8%
Africa 5%
Australia 5%

I would defiantly say British, but can you believe that I’ve only actually fucked British girls?! I’ve mixed it up though with England and Wales…. never tried a bit of Northern Ireland or Scotland! Technically the UK is in Europe, but I’m sure the rest of Europe fucks ‘differently’ to the British. In Amsterdam the girls looked like they could pull some punches in the sack, but I get the impression European chicks might need too much attention for my liking, Once I’ve cum, I just want to sit back and watch Eastenders (that’s a line that only the Brits will get). The picture up top is Pornstar Melissa Lauren, she’s french! Well done Europe… I mean us We can’t forget Europe’s little gem, Sandra Shine:

USA came second in my poll, there is so much choice for you guys out there! California girls look like they could put a smile on anyones face… Florida girls are just fucking horny… South America is a well deserved third place I guess, I’ve seen a lot of Latino porn like Lupe Fuentes… Her pussy is like a machine. Here we are together:

The rest of the world needs to buck its ideas up and start fucking better, please feel free to comment below and tell me the poll is wrong… But Australia… I thought ‘down under’ meant something else!!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You lot love hentai porn, but even more than the videos…. the role-play hentai games which mean you simply fuck a hentai babe are big on the blog:

You know what, to be honest… this isn’t really a game, it’s a chance to have anal sex with a hentai chick, it really is! You can masturbate as you click, but remember to reach 100% you need to keep doing mrs hentai in the ass as hard as possible! Deciding where to cum in a hentai role-play game is really hard, but I love the expression on the dudes face as he blows his load!

Enjoy you hentai wank!

Allan Lake
RedTube Blog Host!

Every now and then on my travels through the pornstar world, I find someone that catches my eye! None of the girls I ever post about are ugly, but everyone has their own views on what’s really hot and what’s not. So I was flicking through some sexy galleries we have for you, I picked one… but then in the corner of my screen someone was looking me. I opened that gallery folder instead, and it was pornstar Lanny Barbie, exactly the picture below:

I feels like Lanny Barbie is looking directly into my eyes and asking me to fuck her! I broke the first rule of working at RedTube, don’t wank whilst working. But I fucking had to! I was so backed up since pornstar Lanny Barbie caught my attention, blame this beauty, not me. It’s the ultimate sexy gallery in my eyes.

Oh, I’ve not even told you anything about her! Trust me, I’ve done my research. She’s pretty new on the scene, so I’m thinking as ‘King of Porn’, I Allan Lake will make her my new project! I will make this girl a superstar with your help. Her beautiful tits and and stunning body deserve it! Who is up for helping me?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Thing is… It’s impossible for me to cheat on my wife… One (as I keep saying) she’s 23 and a hot blond, two she would rip my two tiny testicles off! I plan on making a whole clone family of porn bloggers like me, so that just can’t happen! The blog must never end! In today’s adult sex game, you can at least pretend to cheat!

This is Robert the unfaithful and this dirty bugger just wants to cheat on his wife at every possible occasion! It’s a really fun role-play game.

Press the ‘Start being unfaithful’ button obviously… and then role-play your way through as many different pussys as possible! Enjoy your freedom before the wife gets in… Most of us at RedTube are married… Hence me discovering this game for us all to make sure we stick to our wedding vows.

I won’t bother explaining how to play because it’s very simple: Do what you can with these girls… but don’t get caught for fucks sake! It’s not good practice!

‘The RedTube Blog… Taking you male dirty desires and making them safe’.

I’ll write you all tomorrow!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So, to bore you with the technical details… these blogs are not thrown together (I know, hard to believe), the guys in the office hunt down some of the best material and pass it over to me for inspection! Sometimes I even get a little description so I have an idea of what the film is about… Always handy! Although this was todays write up:

“Jolie Interview, whew, this horny sexy mature reminds me of my french teacher when I was in college.”

Well good for you ‘anonymous’ RedTube worker…. But maybe you could describe the video in a bit more detail? Like did you fuck this french teacher…. Did she come on to you when you were a 18…. and why the fuck did you want to learn french?

So thanks to anilos.com for giving this clip to our french speaking co-worker… Do you have anything pornstars that look like any of his family? I just fancy fucking with him!

About the video, this is MILF pornstar Jolie, she’s 34…. but in the rough areas near my house… most 19 year olds are mothers… so technically MILFs! This is the description from her actual site (nothing French related OFFICE) “Buxom blonde bombshell, Jolie enjoys showing off her toned body and her full breasts. This fit tanned cougar loves the fact that you will be watching her as she has some of the most intense orgasms of her life!”. See, that’s how it’s done!

Enjoy my MILF Monday with Pornstar Jolie!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host