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Today we tackle a problem that I am asked about virtually everyday on the RedTube blog. How to make your dick bigger! And no, I am not offering hand jobs out okay!!

Here are just two of the many emails we get from people who are concerned about penis length:

Hi, I’m 18 and my penis only has 14 cm, I fuck almost every day with my Girlfriend,

but I think she is unsatisfied with my penis, is there any way to make it bigger?

And:

I think my dick is small. Can you let me know what you think over the web cam via messenger. Thanks!

Well, no I don’t want to see any dicks over webcam, I see enough dicks in my other job! But I understand what these guys are saying. Firstly, the average dick size is actually around 5.5 inches (or 14 cm’s) so the first emailer has nothing to worry about, and the old saying really is true… It’s what you do with it that counts! Women are usually pretty tight, so even sticking a pencil up there is going to do something, so maybe learn what to do with it instead of how to make it bigger. Plus, you fuck her everyday! Surly she wouldn’t bother if she had an issue with it.

There are some ways you can make it look bigger, shave your pubic hair… This makes your dick look bigger because your bush covers up almost an inch of your wee man if its not trimmed. Also, if you are overweight, loose some pounds! I’m skinny, but I’ve been told my dick is big, its not! It just looks that way, because I have a smaller frame.

There are some more radical things you can do, surgery on dicks is becoming as common as boob jobs! A penis extension involves fat from other parts of the body or artificial fat being inserted into your beast…  A new surgery that I heard about the other day is one where the ligament at the bottom of your dick is cut, which allows the penis to naturally reach up to an extra inch!

There are also pills that you can find online that claim to make your dick grow bigger. My favorite idea is the condom that has small weights on the bottom, you don’t wear it for sex, instead you put it on for a few hours a day as you work… apparently it slowly stretches your dick! A temporary way to make your bigger is to buy a penis pump; it only works for a short while after, but it involves using a pump over your dick to suck more blood to it…

But, you know what, I think your dicks are probably just fine, everyone has insecurities about something, and yours is dick size. It’s probably never even crossed her girls mind, what’s to say that it’s not her pussy that’s too wide? J

Before you do anything radical, just try doing some different things with it, its quality, not quantity. I’d say you have more chance of doing anal with them if you dick isn’t 8 inches! Go team you!!

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Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I always hated dating, to be honest, I’ve never really done much of it… why? Because dating always seems like so much hard work and a lot of effort trying to say the right things. Every now and then you put a tiny lie in there to sound more exciting, and BOOM… you have to keep that one going for the next 60 years! My wife still thinks I’m an airplane pilot; she drops me off at the airport everyday, that’s why I am sat in Starbucks writing this blog!

This dating game is good though, your advisor ‘Sarge’ will guide you through dating a couple of cyber women, and then you can use this knowledge in the real word to pick up some pussy! Some times I think it might just be easier to fuck computers. Anyway, enjoy this dating game.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Who wants a boner? The good old-fashioned way? That’s right, I remember back in the day, during the wars… all we had was a photo of girls naked, none of this crazy video stuff! Photos like this used to keep me going when I was fighting for our country, fighting for our freedom, fighting for you! (Please note, Allan Lake has never fought in a real war and is referring to an 8 day session he once had on ‘Call of Duty’… Mr. Lake is a pussy of the highest level and the only thing he has had a fight with recently is the tramp down the road… the tramp won) read more »

It’s time to go back behind the scenes again with the guys from Viv Thomas!

Behind this professional porn site are these two crazy fuckers… Lewis and Sean! Today these dudes are organising reality porn’s first ‘Blow Job’ race! Ready… Steady… BLOW!

Check this out, only on RedTube would you find women so eager to suck off a bloke that they are racing each other. I don’t know about you, but as a bloke I am not racing to get to the end of my blowjob like these guys, if anything I am trying to make it last longer!

There is something about a warm pair of lips wrapped around my member that makes me just wanna blow straight away. But the question is, where does your women let you finish off? That’s a great topic to discuss! Does she swallow, or is she a more of a ‘finish on my tits baby’ lady?

Discuss…

And check out the guys at vivthomas.com for more reality porn!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

It’s my favourite time of the week! Poll results time!!

So last week I thought I would see what you guys are into when it comes to positions. Are you about working that pussy? Or are you about that pussy working you?

41% of you voted doggy style, dirty beasts!

28% said cow girl, I like the idea of getting the woman to do all the work.

20% said missionary, which must account for the old fashion fuckers in the house!

8% of you agree with me that reverse cowgirl is the best, which I’m really disappointed didn’t do any better! We as blokes get some sweet eye candy with that amazing view of our girls ass and my missus likes to tickle my balls when she grinds my cock.. Why will not more people realise that this is the best fucking position.

3% of you said spooning, I’m ashamed of lazy fuckers, well at least you are still trying!

So there we go… you are the law and you have spoken, Doggy is best, but I would love to hear why you lot think doggy is so good? I have the theory that its because we get to just act like animals and get all primal. Lets be honest too, its the one position when we can just bang the fuck out of our girls pussy!  Your thoughts?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!