I always hated dating, to be honest, I’ve never really done much of it… why? Because dating always seems like so much hard work and a lot of effort trying to say the right things. Every now and then you put a tiny lie in there to sound more exciting, and BOOM… you have to keep that one going for the next 60 years! My wife still thinks I’m an airplane pilot; she drops me off at the airport everyday, that’s why I am sat in Starbucks writing this blog!
This dating game is good though, your advisor ‘Sarge’ will guide you through dating a couple of cyber women, and then you can use this knowledge in the real word to pick up some pussy! Some times I think it might just be easier to fuck computers. Anyway, enjoy this dating game.
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Who wants a boner? The good old-fashioned way? That’s right, I remember back in the day, during the wars… all we had was a photo of girls naked, none of this crazy video stuff! Photos like this used to keep me going when I was fighting for our country, fighting for our freedom, fighting for you! (Please note, Allan Lake has never fought in a real war and is referring to an 8 day session he once had on ‘Call of Duty’… Mr. Lake is a pussy of the highest level and the only thing he has had a fight with recently is the tramp down the road… the tramp won) read more »
It’s time to go back behind the scenes again with the guys from Viv Thomas!
Behind this professional porn site are these two crazy fuckers… Lewis and Sean! Today these dudes are organising reality porn’s first ‘Blow Job’ race! Ready… Steady… BLOW!
Check this out, only on RedTube would you find women so eager to suck off a bloke that they are racing each other. I don’t know about you, but as a bloke I am not racing to get to the end of my blowjob like these guys, if anything I am trying to make it last longer!
There is something about a warm pair of lips wrapped around my member that makes me just wanna blow straight away. But the question is, where does your women let you finish off? That’s a great topic to discuss! Does she swallow, or is she a more of a ‘finish on my tits baby’ lady?
And check out the guys at vivthomas.com for more reality porn!
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So last week I thought I would see what you guys are into when it comes to positions. Are you about working that pussy? Or are you about that pussy working you?
41% of you voted doggy style, dirty beasts!
28% said cow girl, I like the idea of getting the woman to do all the work.
20% said missionary, which must account for the old fashion fuckers in the house!
8% of you agree with me that reverse cowgirl is the best, which I’m really disappointed didn’t do any better! We as blokes get some sweet eye candy with that amazing view of our girls ass and my missus likes to tickle my balls when she grinds my cock.. Why will not more people realise that this is the best fucking position.
3% of you said spooning, I’m ashamed of lazy fuckers, well at least you are still trying!
So there we go… you are the law and you have spoken, Doggy is best, but I would love to hear why you lot think doggy is so good? I have the theory that its because we get to just act like animals and get all primal. Lets be honest too, its the one position when we can just bang the fuck out of our girls pussy! Your thoughts?
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So today my email reads:
Yeah, I’m a virgin and me and my girlfriend are going to have sex this weekend….
My problem is she already has had sex and I don’t know what she is going to expect from me … I was just wondering if you could help me out with some advice or tips on what to do for your first!
P.s post some more Amy Reid she is hot!!
Awww, I remember my first time in the sack, I was 18 and I had been seeing this girl for a few months, we were both virgins, and she wanted to wait until her 17th birthday to do it. We build it up so much that it was pretty much a fucking disaster (no pun intended), we were both nervous, she was uncomfortable and when I finally stuck it in, she was screaming… in a bad way, and quite frankly the memory makes me feel ill! BUT, that’s not going to happen to you, because you have been wise, your first fuck is not with a virgin, meaning that at least one of you has some kind of clue what to do.
I take it she knows you are a virgin? In that case, she wont expect much the first time… The good thing is, there is no hymen to smash through, so she is going to enjoy this session with you. Lasting longer than 2 minutes for your first time is pretty rare, but I will give you a tip because you are young and will be able to carry this off, try to cum before you have sex, that way you will last longer during it! So, maybe during foreplay, jog off to the loo, knock one out… get yourself hard again, then come back in and pound her. You will stay hard, and you will last so much longer!
Dude, my main advice it just fucking enjoy it, and if she has more experienced, tell her to do the work and teach you… Chicks like that, they think its cute!
And as for Amy Reid, watch this space, we may have more exciting Amy Reid stuff soon!
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