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Thanks to our friends at meetandfuckgames.com, we have another awesome role-play game to bring to you:

It’s every boys dream, especially if you were a fan of ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’… Jessica Rabbit was so fucking hot man! This is clearly why Hentai porn was invented, because millions of boys from the 80′s fell in love with this horny cartoon character.

You have got a bunch of sex toys and your dirty hands, so go forth and live that childhood fantasy… Fuck the Rabbit!

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So I just woke up, I’m in Europe and the clocks have just gone forward, so it’s like some dick has stolen an hour of my beauty sleep… I’m half awake, so walk into the living room to make a coffee… My friend stayed over last night, oops, I forgot to put my clothes on!

Well fuck him, he shouldn’t be in my living room… But it did give a good idea for today’s Adult Sex Game…. Let’s go streaking!

You are at a football match, it’s time to get naked! Streak for as long as possible without getting caught! Use the arrows to point yourself in the right direction, then streak away!

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The future is bright! At least when it comes to adult gaming. The Austrian game company ThriXXX, famous for its interactive Sex Simulators, released a demo video showing one of its adult games being controlled by the 3D Motion Controller ‘Kinect’.

As you can imagine, Microsoft was eager to release an official statement in which the company disassociating itself from the porn game and bashing all hopes for a Xbox 360 release of the Sex-Sim. The statement read: “This isn’t the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won’t be the last. Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use. Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect.”
Honestly, what else could you expect of these prude buggers?

BUT… thanks to recent events in the Kinect Hacker community and the Open Sourcing of device drivers, that allowed access to Microsoft’s Xbox 360 motion-sensor under Windows 7 and thus generated the possibility for the company’s to test their Sex Simulator under Kinect control. Hackers unlocked Kinect’s 3D camera for various motion-control demos shortly after the device hit the market in early November 2010. Someone even managed to get it working under Windows 7 just days after its release, resulting in Microsoft squirming for explanation who first denied, then contritely accepted their existence. Tough shit Microsoft, 1:0 for open source!

Brad Abrams, vice president of business development for ThriXXX, admitted that there could be an problem with Microsoft’s license agreement but also said ThriXXX may be able to work around the issue with another company that provides the core technology for Kinect.
No wonder the news spread quickly and sudden publicity even brought ThriXXX’s servers down. Given the strong interest expressed since the release of the demo video Abrams said the company expects to release a working version of the demo technology in April or May 2011.

So let’s hope that this is just the beginning! According to Kyle Machulis, a software engineer and sex tech expert, “Every single bit of technology has been used for sex at some point or another, and as we check out the history of technology, usually it’s at the advent of the technology that this happens. The Gutenberg printing press printed bibles but it also printed erotica.”

It seems we wankers soon will have a new shiny toy to play with!

It’s simple but really funny.. Boobs, butt or shoulder…

This adult sex game is the most amount of fun you can have… without putting your dick inside a pornstar! You have to guess whether or not you are looking at boobs, butt or shoulder!

As always with these games, the comedy doesn’t just come in the form of tits… the voice over will have you on the floor! ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie…’.

The totally unrelated questions are harder than the body parts, I don’t know anything unless it’s porn related.

Let me know what your score is… mine was was 11 out of 20… I suck!

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Thank FUCK it’s Friday! The weekend is here… and the Allan Lake Show returns LIVE on RedTube Radio tonight from 10pm East… Check it out on redtuberadio.com.

Here is a little game to keep you occupied until then. Thanks to meetandfuckgames.com for this new game where you get to play as Magnum PI… Cue the 80′s cheesy music!

Its nice to see some Hentai action on the blog again, we gave it a rest for a bit… But you can never keep those Hentai chicks away!

This role-play game consists of you investigating like the detective you are, but you get to have a bit more action that Magnum PI ever did. You get to screw all the chicks you meet!

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