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Happy New Year! 2011 here we come! Let’s start the new year by helping a dude out with some sex tips and sex advice! I am always around if you want advice on anything sexual, just email me via my contact form! So, this is todays message:

Dear Allan,

I broke up with my girl in December, she was my first real girlfriend as I was with her since the age of 17. Five years later we decided to call it quits and although I really want to find someone new, I have never had a one night stand! My new years resolution is to have one before I get into another proper relationship, What can I do?

Cheers for the email! It’s not the average Agony Allan for me today, but I am very up for helping you have a one night stand! What a great new years resolution! Let’s break down what you want… You want to fuck someone but after the fuck you don’t want anything to do with them again. This rules out anyone you know, do not have a one night stand with a friend. Feelings are annoying and it will only come back to bite you in the ass later!

Here is what you need to do… Leave town for weekend. Maybe go on a lads vacation or night. One night stands usually involves drink on both sides of the party, so get drunk! Next step… Clubbing! Get on the dance floor, even if it’s not your thing, just go down like the shark you are and stake your claim! Don’t just pick the first girl you see, keep your options open!

Most importantly, don’t share a room with your mates. Get yourself a nice hotel close by. When you wake up in the morning… if she asks for your number… give it to her! Just mess the last 3 digits up! Always works for…. erm… my mates!

Happy New Year!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What times is it? Well about 8 am in the UK… but the correct answer is Agony Allan time! Today’s sex tips are about dating and this is the email I received:

Dear Allan,

I’m 30 and I haven’t had a boyfriend for 5 years. I’ve had the odd fuck, but nothing serious. I’m not sure how to get back into the dating game and would really appreciate your advice!

Thanks for the email. This is really geeky but I am a big fan of dating online… Is doesn’t have to be a paid dating site, social networking sites like Facebook are pretty awesome for finding people to love, fuck and buy you drinks! I think you need to not think of dating as a ‘big thing’, just think of it as an extension to flirting!

Don’t put all your eggs into one basket either, spread your love a little! That doesn’t mean you have to fuck around behind peoples backs, but meet lots of people and give yourself plenty of options. Don’t fall into the trap of falling for the first person you find just because you have been off the dating circuit for a while!

I hope that helps! If you want any sex tips of sex advice, email me via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I love the festive season! But even Agony Allan doesn’t get a break, I feel just like Santa! Today’s email is pretty tricky, but I will give it a bash:

Hey Allan,

Happy Holidays to everyone at RedTube! I need some advice. I’m a married man and have been for 6 years. I was unfortunate enough to work on christmas day and the only other person in the office was a woman that I have known for some years, she is really hot and I have fancied her for most of that time. On Christmas day she said to me ‘Do you want your Christmas present now or later?’ I asked her what it was and she said ‘A night alone with me!”.

She has never flirted with me before but seemed pretty genuine. I said ‘Let me think about it’ to which she said ‘Okay, and before you ask, I’m not joking’. I am really thinking about! She is gorgeous and I would love to do it but is cheating on my wife such a great idea?’. Please tell me what you think.

Okay, thanks for your email. I know people cheat, some say it’s human instinct but you have to ask yourself is it worth risking your whole marriage for? Yeah the chances are your wife won’t find out, but I have a feeling that if you go through with this, it will probably become something else (unless you suck in bed). If you have itchy feet in your marriage then maybe you shouldn’t be married, but I think you should deal with that before you start cheating and breaking hearts.

Hey, at the end of the day you are a free spirit and don’t have to take my sex tips or advice, but just give it some serious consideration before you do anything!

If you want sex tips or sex advice from Agony Allan… Email moi via our contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today’s emailer picked the perfect time to ask for this sex advice. Last week I helped a lady with making her first time right, now I help a guy!

Dear Allan Lake,

I am an 18 year old Virgin from LA. There is a girl that I like very much, and I wonder if there could be something more between us. However, I am scared of making any move as I have never had sex before and am pretty sure she has not either. As it will be the first time for her, I really want to make sure she will never forget it. I want her to love every moment of it. I really care about this girl and have even had thoughts of marrying her one day. Any advice?

Thanks for your email, As I said before… the first time is something really special which neither of you will ever forget. You are the lucky one though because you are a dude… its not going to hurt you or be uncomfortable so you really have to make it all about this girl you have in mind.

Never be afraid to make a move, 9 times out of 10 you will get somewhere… Your instincts usually tell your brain whether or not the girl is interested… so for the sake of this blog lets just say that she is! If not, then its always worth a try so you can practice your flirting skills. Firstly you need to tell here that you like her… Don’t even think about sex at that point, just tell her how you feel and Christmas is the ideal time to do it… Buy her something nice for Christmas Day!

After some dating, and some christmas loving… let’s say that you both decided to pop each others cherrys… Don’t panic! She is going to be just as nervous as you if she is a virgin, so just take your time. I think sex for a virgin girl is bigger than sex for a virgin guy because the first time is always going to hurt a bit for her… the only thing you have to do is make it loving… go slow and try not to cum within 10 seconds. Everyone has to lose their virginity at some point and the fact you are really into this chick means she sounds like the right person, but don’t build it into something massive in your head… Be confident, but know that everyone goes through losing their virginity and after a few fucks you will both be loving it!

If you want some sex advice or sex times over the festive season, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan never fails to deliver good sex advice and sex tips! How do I know that? I fucking am Agony Allan! If you have a question about sex that you need help with, email me via my contact form. Today’s email is:

Hi Allan! So im wondering what would you say your first time should be like? And what would you do to make it so the guy never forgets? Thanks!

Thank you very much to the anonymous chick for emailing that question, the first time is usually something that girls and guys worry about. Doing anything for the first time puts butterflies in my belly, but a virgin losing their virginity is something big and important in life. Before you do it, make sure you are doing it for the right reasons and with the right person!

Moral speech out of the way, what should the first time be like? Well, the first time is something you are going to remember forever. It’s a totally different experience for men than women, guys usually just cum really quickly because… well they are fucking for the first time! Girls are feeling something new, something they might not be 100% comfortable with for the first time, but trust me ladies, after a few times and the discomfort goes… you will love it!

What can you do to make it so the guy never forgets it? Nothing… A guy is never going to forget sex for the first time. Even if this isn’t his first time, he will remember every cherry he pops, so just concentrate on yourself… make sure you feel good and let him look after you! Don’t worry so much about making it great for him, it’s a man’s natural instinct to look after his woman, so let him! If you need any more advice on this, you know where I am!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!