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Ah, I have the privilege of answering another question from someone wanting my sex advice! It makes me feel good about myself! So here is today’s Agony Allan email:

Hi Allan,

I’ve been with this gorgeous girl for a year now and we are pretty serious, but she still insists on me using a condom for sex… I know it feels better without one, what can I do to convince her there are other ways to protect herself?

Help!

Thanks for the email, I know exactly how you feel… Sex does feel better without a condom and it just feels amazing when you actually cum inside your chick. BUT we have condoms for a reason, and it’s not just to stop getting pregnant! Firstly, you can never push a girl on anything like this, if she in dead set on continuing to use condoms, then so be it! Or find another girl! But I think you can defiantly talk to her about how you feel!
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Sex Advice time with Agony Allan… this is todays email:

I am a Chinese man, who has been in the UK for 9 years. My white friends are always laughing at my Chinese little dick! But I think I have an ok size dick and I am really good in the bed. However, I have never had sex with white girls, coz I am not sure what they think about it!! Please help!!!!!

Thanks for your email! Your friends are laughing at your little dick? How are they seeing it? Do you regularly walk around with it hanging out? Listen up dude… I bet your mates dicks are not much bigger, if anything they are probably smaller! Anyway, they should be more interested in chicks than looking at your penis, so fuck ‘em!

If you think your dick size is ok, then that’s great, but even if it was a tad on the small side… trust me… it’s what you do with it… not about its length! If you can fuck a chinese girl good, then I bet you can fuck a white chick just as easy. There is no race difference when it comes to fucking… sex is sex and it feels great whatever creed or colour your are sticking it in.

You want my advice? Go out this weekend, hunt down a white chick and show her what you are made of… I bet after that, you will never question your ability again! These white girls will eat you all up! And once you’ve done all the white girls, start on the cute black ones…!

Good sex tips? Yeah I think so! If you have a question about sex that you want my advice on, email me via this contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Every day we get a bunch of emails asking for Agony Allan’s sex tips and sex advice. If you have a question which is sex or porn related, contact me via this contact form.

Dear Allan,

I’m 21 and a virgin. I had plenty of opportunities to lose it when I was younger but I was raised in a Christian environment so I turned it down. Now I regret it. I don’t have problems getting a girl but I make them wait and I get left for it. My friends call it “putting the pussy on a pedestal”. Any advice as to what I should do?

My friend! Thank you very much for you email! So you are 21 and still a virgin? It’s not a biggy really, I know loads of virgins (maybe I attract them). So firstly you are not on your own… there is no real rush to lose your virginity… Especially when RedTube.com has so much free porn to offer, I wouldn’t blame you if you decided to sit at home all day and wack one off over our sexy pornstars!

Look, if you want to have sex you shouldn’t let anything hold you back! Religion, fear or friends… just go for it. You sound like a moral guy so I say to you that I would wait for someone that feels right. You have held onto your virginity for some time… don’t go pissing it up the wall at the first piece of pussy you see.

I don’t think it’s about putting ‘pussy on a pedestal’… or even having standards… I believe that you, like me, are the type of person who wants to wait until you find someone you are totally comfortable with… So do that! Wait!!! And then when you find them… FUCK THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today’s Agony Allan question is sat here ready for me to answer, so here we go…

Hey Allan, I need your sex advice.

Thanks Allan!

Okay, so you’re a big Fanny Farter as we like to call it here in the UK, or most commonly know as queefing! Yes, your right it’s fucking hilarious when it happens! It’s a great party trick if you can do it on command! I can also imagine, though, it can be quite off putting for your man, especially if he pulls out, about to cum all over your tits and hears a huge fart sound! How to prevent it… well scientifically queefing is when air escaps from your pussy. His thrusting during intercourse pushes air into you, which fills the space in the inner part of your pussy that has expanded from the size of his cock, so any shift in body position or a deep thrust can force that air out, resulting in the queef! So technically it’s the blokes fault! It is actually quite common, when my missus and I have been at it for ages, she sometimes lets one go… make sure you’re lubed up to max, make sure your fella gets you nice and juicy down their! The main way to prevent it is to change positions. The queefing can happen when your in a position where your pussy is high in the air. For example if you are in the doggy style position, so try and change positions and hopefully it will eliminate your problem, meaning making your sex life more excitable too!

I have also known some girls to pysically push down on their stomachs before sex to try and release air if they have major problems with queefing. But honestly queefing is one of those things girls think WAY too much of, although you fella might be getting tired of your farting sounds during sex, we dont really care anywhere near as much as you do, believe me.

So there we go, more sex tips for you! If you need sex tips or sex advice send me an email on our contact page.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Another day, another Agony Allan! This is today’s:

Hi Allan, it’s my first time writing. My bf and I have an amazing sex life. I love oral, both giving and receiving, it’s very hard to make my bf cum during a blowjob. Any suggestions?

Well what a wonderful chick you are for caring about doing it right! I can help you! The first thing you’ve got to remember during giving a blowjob… is keep those fucking teeth AWAY! There is nothing worse than a toothy blowjob! It hurts, it feels weird and it puts you off sex for at least 24 hours… or maybe that’s just me.

Now the important thing is out of the way… let’s get down to business… if you want your guy to cum you need to make sure that he is relaxed before… don’t just go in for the kill but go slow and take your time! For me, the best blowjobs are wet… slow… and when she takes her time… they are not fast thrusts… Everyone has their own techniques, and you have to find yours, but in general it’s important to notice what feels good for him and what doesn’t feel so good. My sex advice would be to try everything that comes into your head (excuse the pun)… lick it, suck it… move up and down. You will soon get a good idea of what is turning your bloke on… and when you feel that extra bit of blood pump into his dick… intensify what ever you are doing!

A little tip from me, I love it when my girl holds the base of my cock with one hand, tickles my balls with the other whilst sucking my length and going down really deep. In fact, Im starting to get a little boner right now thinking about it!

So, that should do the trick! It’s down to you whether or not you spit or swallow!… If you swallow, he is bound to be more relaxed, he doesn’t have to worry about telling you ‘WHEN’.

I hope my sex tips have come in handy, if you need any sex advice send me an email via our contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!